tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post1028830933489410589..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: Dr. Q and the Missing Vasi911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-13959277811174760472008-04-10T10:44:00.000-05:002008-04-10T10:44:00.000-05:00Scary, truly scary. Imagine being Dr. Q's patient...Scary, truly scary. Imagine being Dr. Q's patient on the table? You could never trust him again. That would be worse than hearing your dentist (or hairdresser) say ooooops.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-9380382397624836192008-04-09T08:33:00.000-05:002008-04-09T08:33:00.000-05:00Vegetables are our friends, Frank. Just don't get...Vegetables are our friends, Frank. Just don't get too friendly, or you end up in the ER with hilarious x-rays.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-40728144293497330532008-04-08T22:51:00.000-05:002008-04-08T22:51:00.000-05:00Surely the young man getting snipped was named Deb...Surely the young man getting snipped was named Deborah Peel, Right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-55973452642828541712008-04-08T22:00:00.000-05:002008-04-08T22:00:00.000-05:00To read this blog and neglect the joy of reading t...To read this blog and neglect the joy of reading the comments section would be a great waste of fantastic humor!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for all the laughs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-1754222630566535362008-04-08T21:00:00.000-05:002008-04-08T21:00:00.000-05:00Oh yeah, is there progesterone in semen? Seriousl...Oh yeah, is there progesterone in semen? Seriously, I haven't read about hormones since Reagans first term. I made a whore moan once, but thats a different story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-35961593339712336822008-04-08T20:54:00.000-05:002008-04-08T20:54:00.000-05:00Hmm, sure explains why my wife is depressed all th...Hmm, sure explains why my wife is depressed all the time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-36373516978647114552008-04-08T20:53:00.000-05:002008-04-08T20:53:00.000-05:00Well my dear Devorrah, I'm sort of the anti-vegeta...Well my dear Devorrah, I'm sort of the anti-vegetarian, having not ate a vegetable since 1973, but its cool, I won't joke about your leather purse:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-22154435827153697642008-04-08T17:27:00.000-05:002008-04-08T17:27:00.000-05:00Sorry, Frank, I'm a vegetarian (-: There is a REAL...Sorry, Frank, I'm a vegetarian (-: There is a REAL study that I've actually been quoted by Elliot Spitzeresque types: The progesterone in semen works as an anti-depressant when um, absorbed by women.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-79667848124291975052008-04-08T16:39:00.000-05:002008-04-08T16:39:00.000-05:00Who stole your word, Shari Ann? And what is it?Who stole your word, Shari Ann? And what is it?Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-59269852054792065652008-04-08T12:35:00.000-05:002008-04-08T12:35:00.000-05:00P.S. You STOLE my word, you know and I know it. Yo...P.S. You STOLE my word, you know and I know it. You owe me.foxymoronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12317619756325350615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-76420926697548753042008-04-08T12:33:00.000-05:002008-04-08T12:33:00.000-05:00One night, 22 years ago, I held for an ABG on a si...One night, 22 years ago, I held for an ABG on a sickly 26 weeker. The resident stuck the needle clean through the kid's wrist. He is now Dr. God, i.e. a Peds CV surgeon. I always smile when I see him sweep through the unit in his scrubs and suitcoat. Ah those misty water colored and blood-tinged memories...foxymoronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12317619756325350615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-39605456208929665242008-04-08T11:34:00.000-05:002008-04-08T11:34:00.000-05:00Dr. Q must have been the one to do my cousin's her...Dr. Q must have been the one to do my cousin's hernia surgery. They lost his belly button. I never could figure out why they cut it out to begin with, I mean he was like 6 when it happened and it not like he had folds and rolls of skin just hanging around. Anyway may God Bless Dr. Q and may he keep him far away from me.MarlaQuackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18123841415556771014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-3662910605345007472008-04-08T08:07:00.000-05:002008-04-08T08:07:00.000-05:00Devorrah my dear, I prefer to call it "Cutting my ...Devorrah my dear, I prefer to call it "Cutting my Risk of Prostate Cancer". No kidding, check out the "2d Greatest Study" post from March 6th, and while you're at it, the "Greatest study ever done" preceding it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-22714458602563697082008-04-08T08:06:00.000-05:002008-04-08T08:06:00.000-05:00Hey Frank, I bet my girlfriend in 1975 was hotter ...Hey Frank, I bet my girlfriend in 1975 was hotter (-:Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-45666046861466587802008-04-08T07:52:00.000-05:002008-04-08T07:52:00.000-05:00I think Dr. E needs to ditch the Lexus, get a spor...I think Dr. E needs to ditch the Lexus, get a sports car with a bimbo riding shotgun. A live one.<BR/> I love this medblog! It's definitely the only one where the docs confess to self-abuse.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-38128047017649236692008-04-08T07:37:00.000-05:002008-04-08T07:37:00.000-05:00I masturbate more at 46 than I did at 13, of cours...I masturbate more at 46 than I did at 13, of course in 1975 I had a hot girlfriend.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-81671513689308764252008-04-08T06:45:00.000-05:002008-04-08T06:45:00.000-05:00Case in point why nurses do not get paid enough!Case in point why nurses do not get paid enough!pinkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00198277802918823591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-79543574946871790392008-04-08T05:07:00.000-05:002008-04-08T05:07:00.000-05:00I can attest that etotheipi was voted most likely ...I can attest that etotheipi was voted most likely to scorch his palms "boxing the clown" in high school. I have no reason to believe that his chronic puppet masterbating fetish ceased just because he is a "doctor", or whatever the f**k he is.shrodingers cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04020541322469047041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-77776215987406362512008-04-07T19:49:00.000-05:002008-04-07T19:49:00.000-05:00Yeah, thanks. I left the law to teach young child...Yeah, thanks. I left the law to teach young children, and now you've completely robbed me of any joy or satisfaction I might experience in my new job. Any career suggestions, Dr. Sunshine?Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-31810748118024165542008-04-07T19:20:00.000-05:002008-04-07T19:20:00.000-05:00I will neither confirm, nor deny, any suggestions ...I will neither confirm, nor deny, any suggestions that pathologists enjoy puppet related onanism. <BR/><BR/>Well, OK, I confirm it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-49795925980083021512008-04-07T17:43:00.000-05:002008-04-07T17:43:00.000-05:00If you get it wrong, I guess you can hope that the...If you get it wrong, I guess you can hope that the pathologist is busy masturbating with his Kermit the Frog puppet. My college roomate's Mom is a pathologist, and the family dog died while I was in Denver visiting. Mom took it to work, autopsied it and reported her findings to the family over dinner. They're different...krtxfiDevorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-6220676112124922008-04-07T13:00:00.000-05:002008-04-07T13:00:00.000-05:00By golly, Frank, I just laughed coffee out my nose...By golly, Frank, I just laughed coffee out my nose. Beautiful!Lynn Pricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02958402288888144904noreply@blogger.com