tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post1127882875713645369..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: Omgwtf911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-12688286534069469522008-08-10T12:32:00.000-05:002008-08-10T12:32:00.000-05:00excuse me anonymous, but aren't you saying that ev...excuse me anonymous, <BR/>but aren't you saying that even though your symptoms were not dramatic, that you knew that you were pregnant?911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-1159172103610384112008-08-10T12:31:00.000-05:002008-08-10T12:31:00.000-05:00I really don't understand what is so hard to under...I really don't understand what is so hard to understand about a woman not knowing that she was pg. <BR/>When I had my daughter I was well within my weight class and I barely felt her move all that often and I was well aware that I was pg with her. <BR/>Now 12 years later and much much much more weight. I haven't had a period without being drug induced in 12 years so I don't bleed out of my butt every 28 days and with all the weight gain there is not a possibility that I would feel the movement. <BR/>Also with my previous pregnancy I did not have one lick of nausea or vomiting and my boobs weren't sore either. Matter of fact I really didn't have any other signs of pregnancy, I took a test back then because my periods had "changed". They had become "lighter" which I now realize was probably implantation spotting. But it was unusual for me to spot like that. I was unusually tired but other than that I had no other symptoms.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-85465880381999711042008-08-07T14:47:00.000-05:002008-08-07T14:47:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Rhinusmita (Tulip)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00210330787757921831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-67108267392205104762008-08-07T13:37:00.000-05:002008-08-07T13:37:00.000-05:00so sorry kelly :)good luck in the mental facility....so sorry kelly :)<BR/><BR/>good luck in the mental facility. we hope we aren't your doctors too!<BR/>have a cheery day full of bliss.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-2433906081069894932008-08-07T11:06:00.000-05:002008-08-07T11:06:00.000-05:00Somehow, I get the point of this but I just don't ...Somehow, I get the point of this but I just don't like your analogies, doc. I hope you aren't my Physician.<BR/><BR/>There are plenty of people in denial about alot of things. Is it any surprise really, that a woman may be in denial about bringing another human into this world?<BR/>I work at a State Mental Facility. I see all kinds of this mental aberration going on...sometimes staff more than patients like the Physician who prescribed an eye medication to a hypochondriac patient whose red eye makeup could be wiped off by a tissue.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-53241523063180352122008-08-07T01:11:00.000-05:002008-08-07T01:11:00.000-05:00Now, not knowing you're pregnant I can believe but...Now, not knowing you're pregnant I can believe but NOT a cycle of only 28 days.<BR/><BR/>I always thought that was a myth they told us in sex ed class! I've always been 17-21 days (and, please god, stop it now, ok? thanks!)Jennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16304420774638468362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-65000159564935309712008-08-06T21:52:00.000-05:002008-08-06T21:52:00.000-05:00This is funny stuff.This is funny stuff.The_Fool_Montyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14970751316027773439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-85741410198647317352008-08-06T16:24:00.000-05:002008-08-06T16:24:00.000-05:00ahaha I heard about this. Really i can think of n...ahaha I heard about this. Really i can think of no distraction that can cause any woman to not notice that she is getting fatter, craving cheese covered grapes and puking.Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05819602987995250406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-46174643310630387622008-08-06T13:12:00.000-05:002008-08-06T13:12:00.000-05:00hey! u are good man!and crazy hillarious!but i def...hey! u are good man!<BR/>and crazy hillarious!<BR/><BR/>but i def. agree wid amy it aint the butthole doc!<BR/><BR/>anywayz actually i wish i could see that prog.hard to digest they're talkin about full term babies!Theselectivebakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604489213502218770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-13568052136277711352008-08-06T11:22:00.000-05:002008-08-06T11:22:00.000-05:00well ! If someone bled from their 'butt hole' ever...well ! <BR/>If someone bled from their 'butt hole' every month, they should be more concerned about hemarroids..LOL<BR/>On a serious note though, someone actually not realizing that they just gave birth and be still surprized till even after they bring the baby in,Now, that is absolutely worth, OMFG.<BR/>hmmmmmmm...<BR/>I guess some women are so obese and quite used to ignoring symptoms and signs including fullness and quickening, and also sometimes people have no medical insurance, they they go without doing something about anything they might suspect.Whao...seriously.sad !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-90194639002961332682008-08-06T10:08:00.000-05:002008-08-06T10:08:00.000-05:00I'm pretty sure I watched that same show, your pos...I'm pretty sure I watched that same show, your post is spot on hysterical!JSChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00887566093042926321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-59587875222749790682008-08-06T09:05:00.000-05:002008-08-06T09:05:00.000-05:00ohhhhhhmg that is terrible :o(ohhhhhhmg that is terrible :o(Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02270913516786778905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-44708995424417201822008-08-05T14:15:00.000-05:002008-08-05T14:15:00.000-05:00Yeah, it was two. There were 4 people in the room...Yeah, it was two. There were 4 people in the room whilst they were consumating their love, and it wasn't even a good porno. (like me, Carmen Electra, A young Brooke Shields, and Bea Arthur)<BR/><BR/>CATshrodingers cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04020541322469047041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-52008896137487481902008-08-03T20:16:00.000-05:002008-08-03T20:16:00.000-05:00Two as I recall-one for each "leg" Aaaccckkkk.Two as I recall-one for each "leg" Aaaccckkkk.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-89405110714715273202008-08-03T18:21:00.000-05:002008-08-03T18:21:00.000-05:00how many cousins did it require?how many cousins did it require?pinkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00198277802918823591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-32705741312756823142008-08-03T17:30:00.000-05:002008-08-03T17:30:00.000-05:00"Congrats Amy, and can we all agree never to be th..."Congrats Amy, and can we all agree never to be that woman, and never to be a thigh-holding enabler?"<BR/><BR/>Amen.<BR/><BR/>Ok, we've all heard the urban legend about the "infertile" couple that had friends come over to heave the pannus out of the way so they could copulate right? <BR/><BR/>Maybe it's not such a legend. Maybe it's true. Anyway, it's not everyday that you get to use the word "copulate" in conversation. <BR/><BR/>My work here is done.Amelia Ameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17296224743117560163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-23370370948791647742008-08-03T17:15:00.000-05:002008-08-03T17:15:00.000-05:00Ok got one for you. I NEVER believed a woman could...Ok got one for you. I NEVER believed a woman could not know she was pregnant till this year when it happened to my pcp, A DOCTOR. She explained to me that she had virtually no symptoms. She is overweight, but I would not say morbidly obese. Anyway, her periods were every 3-6 months (lucky duck). She and her dh had tried for several years and it didn't happen for them. So they gave up on the idea that it would happen. She started gaining weight and thought, well I am getting older (She is 42). Then she noticed she had bad heartburn, but she has acid reflux and thought it was flaring up. <BR/><BR/>One day at the end of February, she started feeling a flutter and she thought it was gas. On a lark, she drew some blood and ran a pregnancy panel. POSITIVE. She says she cried and was devestated. I asked her about movement and she said flutters but never any strong kicks or anything (even right before she delivered). She didn't look pregnant till 36 weeks. So she called my ob devestated and crying. He had her come over at lunch. Calmed her down. Did all the ob stuff and determined she was 28 weeks! She was quite the talk of the hospital for awhile. She had her baby 2 1/2 months after she found out. <BR/><BR/>My pcp is not a quack. She is usually spot on in her diagnoses and meds and stuff. I love her to death. My girls love her too (she's family practice). So if it can happen to a dr, it can happen to anyone. <BR/><BR/>As for me, I still had a hard time believing till I got pregnant with this one. I have lost 5lbs since the beginning of pregnancy (not trying to lose just happened). I have not had one second of nausea or puking from pregnancy. All I have had is a changing shape (despite weight loss), loss of period, and heartburn. Oh and I am tired but I work a lot. With my girls, I puked constantly and was so sick. Not this time. So it can happen. Although I do believe in a lot of women, they are just plain in DENIAL.A Lupie Mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06618715500094103713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-21964705806926452892008-08-03T16:30:00.000-05:002008-08-03T16:30:00.000-05:00How come every time I watch a new episode of South...How come every time I watch a new episode of South Park I wonder if the MDOD guys have seen it? <BR/><BR/>Or... perhaps they <I>wrote</I> it??...https://www.blogger.com/profile/05732267499361769403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-54161042348944686612008-08-03T15:08:00.000-05:002008-08-03T15:08:00.000-05:00EE: Shoot,I can't remember and I'm on the road. ...EE: Shoot,I can't remember and I'm on the road. 911? CAT?Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-24045535391190423182008-08-03T14:39:00.000-05:002008-08-03T14:39:00.000-05:00Dev: Which post was that?Dev: Which post was that?EEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13697074755915208566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-31922229745746993502008-08-03T14:04:00.000-05:002008-08-03T14:04:00.000-05:00This comment thread reminds me of a memorable CAT ...This comment thread reminds me of a memorable CAT post about a very obese woman who was able to get pregnant, or least have sex, because she had cousins hold apart her massive thighs. Lucky Dr. CAT got to do the pelvic.<BR/> Congrats Amy, and can we all agree never to be that woman, and never to be a thigh-holding enabler?Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-7494834701017891152008-08-03T04:36:00.000-05:002008-08-03T04:36:00.000-05:00"I'm not having a babbbbby!!!" -Lady that is crown..."I'm not having a babbbbby!!!" -Lady that is crowning as we pull up to the ED entrance. <BR/><BR/>Rule number 2 of my ambulance, don't freaking have a baby in the ambulance. <BR/><BR/>It's only been broken once.EEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13697074755915208566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-2530937532701327322008-08-03T01:38:00.000-05:002008-08-03T01:38:00.000-05:00It's more than a little ridiculous. I remember wa...It's more than a little ridiculous. I remember watching one of those Discovery ER shows and this 15 year old girl comes in *obviously* pregnant. <BR/><BR/>"Mah stomach hurts mah stomach hurts!"<BR/><BR/>"You hafta help my baby! She's in paaaain!"<BR/><BR/>"Ma'am, your daughter's pregnant. 37 weeks pregnant, actually."<BR/><BR/>"That's a lieeee! I know my baby ain't pregnant! There's no way!"<BR/><BR/>"Ma'am, is there a possibility you could be in denial about this?"<BR/><BR/>"NO."<BR/><BR/>I love people.Medic61https://www.blogger.com/profile/02527485246537262332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-4895911212933380302008-08-03T00:50:00.000-05:002008-08-03T00:50:00.000-05:00I ran this semi retarded woman from a group home y...I ran this semi retarded woman from a group home yesterday. She had a complaint of, 1. lonliness. 911 hot call for sho! 2. Nausea in the morning. 3. vomiting. 4. abdominal cramping.<BR/><BR/>I said, "Perchance would someone as clever as yourself be in a position to get a little pipe laid yonder, in your bits and pieces?"<BR/><BR/>Sometimes she said.<BR/><BR/>"Well then, considering your fondness for the male residents, how likely is it that you're pregnant?"<BR/><BR/>None at all.<BR/><BR/>"Curious! Do tell, when was the last menstural period?"<BR/><BR/>4 months ago.<BR/><BR/>"Is that normal for you? This 4 month gap?"<BR/><BR/>No, not at all.<BR/><BR/>"But you make the claim you are not With Child. How can this be?"<BR/><BR/>I just know I'm not pregnant. Can I get something to eat?<BR/><BR/>"No."<BR/><BR/>\\<BR/>Soon, I hope to see her on the show.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-55395413319760265512008-08-02T22:55:00.000-05:002008-08-02T22:55:00.000-05:00No, they haven't done the oral vaccine since the l...No, they haven't done the oral vaccine since the late 90's. The live-virus vaccine has fallen out of favor. It tends to have more complications. With the Salk vaccine, it averages to about 10 vaccine-related polio cases a year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com