tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post1462399283607692574..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: It's a Tumah911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-33203249692582477832008-05-07T23:10:00.000-05:002008-05-07T23:10:00.000-05:00Yeowza, and that is why the ladies should have reg...Yeowza, and that is why the ladies should have regular gyn checks. <BR/>And my surgeon thought my 19cm adenocarcinoma was an "extremely large pelvic mass". Way, wrong dude. Not to mention he stitched me up BEFORE the pathology came back. Not bad, the gyn-onc eyeballs it, no mets, sews me up,<BR/>and THEN does the radical debulking. And they discharged me in between bouts of Alien Vomit. Now that is gross. Throw that off the roof. Well maybe not. Where's my friggin NG tube?????<BR/><BR/>Nefertiti (post TAHBSO)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-77743374580683724832007-05-24T09:20:00.000-05:002007-05-24T09:20:00.000-05:00Is it wrong that I wanted to put googley-eyes on i...<I>Is it wrong that I wanted to put googley-eyes on it and film myself throwing it off the hospital roof? Probably a HIPPA violation.</I> No, it's just in poor taste. Though I should talk, I once put a bottle of barbecue sauce on the hospital incinerator. Just before the CAP inspection. He he he he he.William the Coronerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05140748082571931675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-5280232443288748462007-05-20T01:49:00.000-05:002007-05-20T01:49:00.000-05:00I always thought pathology was a little on the cre...I always thought pathology was a little on the creepy side, but you really bring out its romance.Road Warriorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04949961008112030213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-36857164192499467122007-05-07T14:37:00.000-05:002007-05-07T14:37:00.000-05:00I really should post photos. let me see if I can f...I really should post photos. let me see if I can figure out how to anonymousize them (that's a word, i swear)...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-6117186480892521102007-05-05T22:24:00.000-05:002007-05-05T22:24:00.000-05:00I SO want to see those pictures.And the most distu...I SO want to see those pictures.<BR/><BR/>And the most disturbing thing about it was the "warm" part. I had a pt recently who has liver cancer and comes in every two weeks or so to get tapped to remove his ascitic (and infected) belly fluid--12 liters of it. It's a little gross to dump out basin after basin of thick, yellow, steaming abdo juice.<BR/><BR/>Oooh-another "warm" gross out story: we had a 500-lb guy die of respiratory distress and septic shock (his testicular cellulitis got reeeeeal bad--think two canteloupes). Anyway, it took us two hours to get him clean and shrouded, and then another hour to wait for a "big boy" gurney to be able to take him to the morgue. When six of us were transferring him to the gurney, the gross thing was that he was still hot--all that fat really held his body heat. Ech.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-63845670864910103362007-05-05T19:54:00.000-05:002007-05-05T19:54:00.000-05:00I had a patient who had gone through the same proc...I had a patient who had gone through the same process with a ten-pounder several years prior. It had left such an impression on her that she immediately would pour out the two pertinent details to anyone willing to listen:<BR/><BR/>1) for at least a year, she believed it was an immaculate conception<BR/>2) she referred to it as her "turkey-baby" once it was removed.<BR/><BR/>She at least had a sense of humor about #2, although was quite serious about #1.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-11433565685669165922007-05-05T01:05:00.000-05:002007-05-05T01:05:00.000-05:00Pictures! We demand pix...Pictures! We demand pix...Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02003071666378278422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-17191683719867836622007-05-04T20:14:00.000-05:002007-05-04T20:14:00.000-05:00I don't know what they pay you to do your work, bu...I don't know what they pay you to do your work, but on days when things like this happen, I'm sure it's not enough.<BR/><BR/>On the brighter side of things, I'm sure the patient was happy to lose 130 lbs without the help of weight watchers.<BR/><BR/>MJMother Jones RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01298418463273622952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-60207740671282153242007-05-04T18:01:00.000-05:002007-05-04T18:01:00.000-05:00When you said you got to 'gross' it, you chose the...When you said you got to 'gross' it, you chose the right word didn't you. HAHAERnurseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14843824564108513499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-70794714073639024372007-05-04T17:15:00.000-05:002007-05-04T17:15:00.000-05:00Good freaking God...what a great idea for one of m...Good freaking God...what a great idea for one of my chapters. But I have to first finish getting grossed out. Lord, I'd love to see pics ('course it would gross me out all over again)Lynn Pricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02958402288888144904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-10890490006408690102007-05-04T15:21:00.000-05:002007-05-04T15:21:00.000-05:00Is it wrong that I wanted to put googley-eyes on i...Is it wrong that I wanted to put googley-eyes on it and film myself throwing it off the hospital roof? Probably a HIPPA violation.<BR/><BR/>RadGirl: gibberish is fully excusable, that is, unless your twins are over 18, then making cupcakes for the class is just weird.<BR/><BR/>911doc: no I didn't try to have sex with it; and, no, you can't either. freak.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-60632090869693777802007-05-04T14:19:00.000-05:002007-05-04T14:19:00.000-05:00etotheipi-your joke just cracked me up and I forgo...etotheipi-your joke just cracked me up and I forgot what I was going to leave as my real comment. <BR/><BR/>I think it is amazing what a person can talk themselves into believing is normal (I have just re-read my sentence three times and still can not figure out if it makes any sense. Sorry. I am leaving it anyway. My excuse is I am sleep deprived since I was up all night making cupcakes for my twins birthday at school today. I made over 60 cupcakes. If you are planning to make fun of me for not making sense, send me your address and I will send you cupcakes to bribe you not to)Radioactive Torihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01588217525296865718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-2893485898641554802007-05-04T12:24:00.000-05:002007-05-04T12:24:00.000-05:00did it make little pitiful squeaking sounds when y...did it make little pitiful squeaking sounds when you poked it too? i love that it was still warm. you have a really cool job!911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-37982565606698115062007-05-04T10:51:00.000-05:002007-05-04T10:51:00.000-05:00THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! HAHAHAHA...sorry.THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! HAHAHAHA...<BR/><BR/>sorry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-3479038042261864572007-05-04T10:22:00.000-05:002007-05-04T10:22:00.000-05:00I always wonder how people can let something that ...I always wonder how people can let something that huge grow in them and not notice!Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02003071666378278422noreply@blogger.com