tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post2278918883363623605..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: Hot-Nanny State (part deux)911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-24925961768261286112010-05-17T23:33:37.317-05:002010-05-17T23:33:37.317-05:00dear peggyU,
i will try the potato next time. i ...dear peggyU, <br /><br />i will try the potato next time. i mean on my patient....911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-35077600875962093682010-05-06T02:34:11.185-05:002010-05-06T02:34:11.185-05:00I don't know about mercury poisoning, but here...I don't know about mercury poisoning, but here's how you are supposed to remove a broken lightbulb (at least from a light socket!). Cut a potato in half, then impale it on the broken end of the bulb. Tug on the potato, and voila!<br /><br />Or you might just end up with a guy with a spud up his bum.PeggyUnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-32089792580540028232010-05-05T13:06:10.700-05:002010-05-05T13:06:10.700-05:00hmmm....
i imagine you might be able to back '...hmmm....<br /><br />i imagine you might be able to back 'em out, but, and here's he rub, besides lacerations if they break do you also get mercury poisoning? i know i would answer this question wrong on the boards and a toxicologist would make me feel stupid if i asked it so i will hope not to see this problem in the ER.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-15701150681317123642010-05-05T12:49:01.152-05:002010-05-05T12:49:01.152-05:00Astute observation 911.
The plunger handle angle...Astute observation 911. <br /><br />The plunger handle angle makes sense...thus the liberals would be concerned about this. <br /><br />Maybe that's why they REALLY don't the standard light bulbs. Now that I think about it, I've never seen one of the curly-q-mercury-containing-can't-see-crap ones stuck in a bum. I guess they can screw 'em back out!erdoc85https://www.blogger.com/profile/06373340227068589953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-43923259714300893042010-05-05T12:35:12.195-05:002010-05-05T12:35:12.195-05:00i see that their are a bunch of injuries from '...i see that their are a bunch of injuries from 'toilet bowl products'... i wonder if they mean ruptured colons from jamming plunger handles up one's bum. i mean, i've seen these injuries and a shark couldn't do it... i'm beginning to get the message.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-33211200463586953082010-05-05T05:16:02.565-05:002010-05-05T05:16:02.565-05:009-11, Clearly you've never been in a Restroom ...9-11, Clearly you've never been in a Restroom after I've done my "Business".<br /><br />FrankAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-48738092302654540052010-05-04T22:18:49.306-05:002010-05-04T22:18:49.306-05:00Its just the way we attorneys drum up business, 91...Its just the way we attorneys drum up business, 911. We don't have to chase ambulances--we just hang out in the hospital cafeteria and wait.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-9539867514629342532010-05-04T21:19:25.343-05:002010-05-04T21:19:25.343-05:00PeggyU's comment made me think of the old skit...PeggyU's comment made me think of the old skit from way back in the days when SNL was funny. The "Land Shark" skit with Lorraine Newman, Gilda Radner (God rest her soul), Jane Curtin, Dan Aykroid, & John Belushi.erdoc85https://www.blogger.com/profile/06373340227068589953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-36310116003904442592010-05-04T20:58:49.106-05:002010-05-04T20:58:49.106-05:00R U Peeple maakin phun of mee? Toylet charks r me...R U Peeple maakin phun of mee? Toylet charks r meen!!!!Oldfarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14333534023484494721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-12002105305301851282010-05-04T20:46:32.002-05:002010-05-04T20:46:32.002-05:00What they don't tell you is that it's the ...What they don't tell you is that it's the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9MLK0W1cGk&NR=1" rel="nofollow">toilet sharks</a> that are responsible for the bathroom statistics ... Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the lavatoryPeggyUnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-34525502227177071182010-05-04T20:37:32.250-05:002010-05-04T20:37:32.250-05:00hey dev!
Oldfart saw a picture of a shark right b...hey dev!<br /><br />Oldfart saw a picture of a shark right before his heart went wacky and he fell in his bathroom. i don't know what to do now.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-66530105528427640502010-05-04T19:47:08.149-05:002010-05-04T19:47:08.149-05:00OldFart would have been safer swimming at night wi...OldFart would have been safer swimming at night with sharks, rubbed down with blood and dressed in a injured seal costume.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-73895308951051119182010-05-04T15:50:39.662-05:002010-05-04T15:50:39.662-05:00please do not post facebook links, cut and paste t...please do not post facebook links, cut and paste text instead. <br />tnx<br />the management911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.com