tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post2711844825803047471..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: God Has a Sense of Humor911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-40819153987371620182009-10-21T01:00:26.119-05:002009-10-21T01:00:26.119-05:00Oh,I am sorry to hear that .Oh,I am sorry to hear that .Auckland property managerhttp://www.viaductrentals.co.nznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-30232397861264419152009-10-15T20:41:38.674-05:002009-10-15T20:41:38.674-05:00dev,
the involvement of the almighty was most evi...dev, <br />the involvement of the almighty was most evident when i met my admitting physician ( i am changing the name but the effect is preserved ) - dr attila khan. might has well have been dr louis cipher or dr kobayashi or dr hitler mussolini etc...911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-39399215187946693102009-10-15T20:06:01.401-05:002009-10-15T20:06:01.401-05:00Sorry you're sick, 911, but what do you expect...Sorry you're sick, 911, but what do you expect when you declare yourself "Done with the ER?" Even God couldn't resist that prompt...Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-25892111851283320182009-10-15T12:35:27.266-05:002009-10-15T12:35:27.266-05:00911Doc ~ I think you did the right thing, actuall...911Doc ~ I think you did the right thing, actually. In retrospect, if I had my emergency room experience to do over again, I might have done that.PeggyUnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-108013741444252022009-10-15T09:26:23.568-05:002009-10-15T09:26:23.568-05:00dear anonymous,
i'm typing this slowly becaus...dear anonymous, <br />i'm typing this slowly because i know you can't read fast. i had chest pain just as i said above, quite a bit in fact... did i think it was cardiac? no, but that's not what they asked me, and at my age and with a couple of risk factors i knew i was undergoing my own stress test and thought i might be failing. and for those keeping score, my lifetime use of 911 for transport to the hospital = 1.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-1560780329758987752009-10-15T08:13:31.213-05:002009-10-15T08:13:31.213-05:00Lied about your chest pain eh? System abuser.Lied about your chest pain eh? System abuser.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-54891302140832980962009-10-14T17:02:52.233-05:002009-10-14T17:02:52.233-05:00dearest amy65c,
huh? i did not take offense... act...dearest amy65c,<br />huh? i did not take offense... actually don't know if i could be offended anymore.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-19936877808199087312009-10-14T13:49:14.847-05:002009-10-14T13:49:14.847-05:00Sorry, I did not mean to make light of your situat...Sorry, I did not mean to make light of your situation. I hope you feel better soon. <br />Now I have a flight to catch in a couple of hours, as long as it is not your plane with your germs still on it, everything will be fine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-64582046879892386652009-10-14T12:21:32.373-05:002009-10-14T12:21:32.373-05:00Sad you neglected the Old Southern Tradition. A la...Sad you neglected the Old Southern Tradition. A large bottle of good Bourbon to celebrate your career change. Prolly would have drowned the nasty staph bugs.<br /><br />Best Wishes from West TexasGlenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09826464928376433382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-71661414420586244582009-10-14T09:18:53.903-05:002009-10-14T09:18:53.903-05:00So, 911, what the hell happened? Where did you pic...So, 911, what the hell happened? Where did you pick up this little nasty?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-5825786498983577642009-10-14T07:17:08.705-05:002009-10-14T07:17:08.705-05:00Dear Amy65c,
the good Dr figured out the Admiral h...Dear Amy65c,<br />the good Dr figured out the Admiral had died after many forceful vomits (and yes, after a gluttonous feast), by rupturing his esophagus, and injecting some vomitus and air and bacteria into the mediastimun (after which he died an extrememely painful and inevitable death). Even today, this problem kills about 20-30% of folks who get it.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-80513315635207791682009-10-13T22:08:08.198-05:002009-10-13T22:08:08.198-05:00So Herman studied "Baron Jan von Wassenaer, a...So Herman studied "Baron Jan von Wassenaer, a Dutch admiral who died (...) following a gluttonous feast."<br /><br />I am not even going to ask what you did before you got on the plane ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-51495813555991944502009-10-13T20:48:12.446-05:002009-10-13T20:48:12.446-05:00Correction...
Dr Boerhaave
Admiral von WassenaerCorrection...<br />Dr Boerhaave<br />Admiral von Wassenaer911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-20454806673746079522009-10-13T20:39:31.501-05:002009-10-13T20:39:31.501-05:00Thanks to all for the well wishes AND the snark. F...Thanks to all for the well wishes AND the snark. Frank, how did u know I had bad veins?<br /><br />Dear Amy65C... Honest to goodness I called 911 bc I'm without car, it was 4 am, and no cabbie would have let me puke and poop my way 20min to hospital while having my legs cramp... Probably would have had to kick a window out. <br /><br />Confession, I did tell the operator "yes" when she asked me if I was having chest pain, I was, the chest hurt just like the eyes that I nearly popped out of my head on the third "projectile vomit"... thought I was going to join Admiral Boerrhave in ignominious death.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-48475462882843288222009-10-13T19:41:22.409-05:002009-10-13T19:41:22.409-05:00Had to call the ambulance to make it to the front ...Had to call the ambulance to make it to the front of the line, uh?<br />What other trick of the trade did you use?<br />Just kidding. :-)<br />Sorry you're sick, sending good thoughts your way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-76183999908241710202009-10-13T10:43:39.370-05:002009-10-13T10:43:39.370-05:00I hear the beaches are nice in Cuba and the health...I hear the beaches are nice in Cuba and the health care is top notch!<br /><br />;-]CJrunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04625747621619142198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-22521856498756869622009-10-13T10:08:47.416-05:002009-10-13T10:08:47.416-05:00Hey-Zeus, 9-11, THAT'll teach you not to wash ...Hey-Zeus, 9-11, THAT'll teach you not to wash your hands after every Patient Encounter... I mean watch the Bulldogs play without takin appropriate Prophylactic Antibiotics...<br />S.Aureus??? I thought you got that from eatin bad Potato Salad, Don't Ask, Don't Smell I always say...<br /> And as a Grizzled EMT once told me...(actually he was a bit of a Poof, but "Grizzled" sounds better)<br /> "The Patients the one with the Lousy Veins"<br />and didn't you read the In-Flight magazine?? You're supposed to get a PE in the air, not Montezuma's revenge, get it right next time...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-4353984528045305932009-10-13T00:57:22.260-05:002009-10-13T00:57:22.260-05:00Aw, you probably picked it up at work. It was a g...Aw, you probably picked it up at work. It was a going away present!<br /><br />Hope you're feeling better soon. (I've got to admit, it is kind of funny in a sick way.)PeggyUnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-45947739445463437992009-10-12T21:58:31.334-05:002009-10-12T21:58:31.334-05:00Not to worry. I sent a pox on anons house; may hi...Not to worry. I sent a pox on anons house; may his condyloma lata travel through his already raw and irritated anal cavity, through his bowel and emerge from his mouth. I almost vomited typing that.shrodingers cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04020541322469047041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-71187409187815712002009-10-12T21:42:55.664-05:002009-10-12T21:42:55.664-05:00Get well soon doc. It was good to see you last we...Get well soon doc. It was good to see you last weekend. Hope it wasn't that shit burger with extra dingle berries I bought for you at the hotel restaurant that I paid for and you ate, just ate and left. Just kidding.shrodingers cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04020541322469047041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-3148427188242396072009-10-12T20:19:06.583-05:002009-10-12T20:19:06.583-05:00staph aureus, ewww.. get well soon Doc.staph aureus, ewww.. get well soon Doc.jnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-50635940856666465442009-10-12T19:56:50.170-05:002009-10-12T19:56:50.170-05:00Well that just sucks. Sending healing thoughts you...Well that just sucks. Sending healing thoughts your way. Now be a good patient and be nice to the nurses. Be nice to Happy Hospitalist too (added that, since this is your nightmare of sorts).<br /><br />-SCNS<br /><br /><br /><br />-SCNSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-51198232579561831732009-10-12T19:45:54.677-05:002009-10-12T19:45:54.677-05:00Ouch. I'm sorry...Ouch. I'm sorry...Dedicated_Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06375339835638311982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-1240656265815326682009-10-12T18:08:25.732-05:002009-10-12T18:08:25.732-05:00Spawn of hell, indeed. See what happens when you ...Spawn of hell, indeed. See what happens when you make generalities about the local docs and clinics? Karma is alive and well, and you are living (?) proof of it. Bwwwahhhaaaa.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-81392378508683926542009-10-12T17:26:03.331-05:002009-10-12T17:26:03.331-05:00Dude 911! Way to wreck your vacay...So sorry, that...Dude 911! Way to wreck your vacay...So sorry, that totally sucks. I bet ER docs hate treating other ER docs... I've always heard that docs make the worst patients. Get better!Amelia Ameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17296224743117560163noreply@blogger.com