tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post3061111378865529764..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: Is That a Bezoar in Your Pocket...?911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-33961524299274518782010-07-19T06:40:08.393-05:002010-07-19T06:40:08.393-05:00dear 'anonymous',
look mom, you promised n...dear 'anonymous',<br />look mom, you promised not to drop comments on my blog and i promised not to show up drunk at thanksgiving dinner. please keep your end of the deal or it's going to be a vodka-soaked holiday and that won't be good for anyone.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-67967841910965631962010-07-18T22:27:11.630-05:002010-07-18T22:27:11.630-05:00Wow. So I happened to stumble upon this, and I mus...Wow. So I happened to stumble upon this, and I must say that you MD's are exactly what I aspire not to be as a doctor. There is plenty of lewd humor in the world that exists without being an abomination to that from which it arises- ie practicing medicine. There exists and abundance of sick and funny things to prod at, but some amount of dignity for your profession and the oath you take should be maintained. So this is what goes on in your head as you are treating your patients?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-44728539752486996012010-03-01T09:22:44.165-06:002010-03-01T09:22:44.165-06:00wow..! i find this bezoar thing all too interestin...wow..! i find this bezoar thing all too interesting....wonder how they feel and smell like??? hey!! can anyone sell be some for my personal collection???fat-mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00184390876640194083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-68616519717521126612008-10-26T11:15:00.000-05:002008-10-26T11:15:00.000-05:00dear anonymous, sorry you have trichotillomania. b...dear anonymous, <BR/>sorry you have trichotillomania. be careful not to tay you have 'trich' as that is usually 'trichomonas vaginallis' ande is a sexually transmitted disease. <BR/><BR/>but further, i do not recall seeing your name singled out in this post so i'm not sure why you are offended. <BR/><BR/>in fact, if you want to ban all such 'insensitive' blogging and public comment then you should form a group to ban, first, free speach, then all stand up comedians, then all people saying anything, anywhere, anytime. after all, someone within their earshot might have logophobia. <BR/><BR/>also, unless you are psychotic or possessed by a demon you DO, in fact, have a choice whether to pull your hair out or eat it, but it's hard not to. <BR/><BR/>best<BR/><BR/>(and sorry we kept you from going to medical school)911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-83141594893958745162008-10-26T10:14:00.000-05:002008-10-26T10:14:00.000-05:00id just like to say this is the most insensitive g...id just like to say this is the most insensitive garbage i've ever read, trich is a real problem and if you suffered from it do you think you would be able to just come out and say yeah i pull my hair out and eat it, i didn't think so, regardless of how gross you think it is its not a choice it just happens and there's no one who suffers from it that is proud you all make me sick, to think i wanted to be a medical doctor years agoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-22939194641664884112008-05-29T22:19:00.000-05:002008-05-29T22:19:00.000-05:00rouge, thanks for noticing.rouge, thanks for noticing.make mine traumahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18149160428613740527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-81380663048560741552008-05-28T21:25:00.000-05:002008-05-28T21:25:00.000-05:00make mine trauma,They don't even need a medical ex...make mine trauma,<BR/><BR/>They don't even need a medical excuse to come after me with a butcher knife. You need to downplay the charm a bit. :-)Rogue Medichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07598646309630074992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-35873032188675484342008-05-28T19:35:00.000-05:002008-05-28T19:35:00.000-05:00Old Fart: Could you please come to California imm...Old Fart: Could you please come to California immediately and um, speak to my student before I end up with rabies or something?Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-16517195472011456192008-05-28T18:39:00.000-05:002008-05-28T18:39:00.000-05:00Anonymous, There is a time and a place for everyth...Anonymous, There is a time and a place for everything, and this blog wasn't created as a forum for understanding and analyzing human quirks. That's why it's MDOD, or Medical Doctors OverDosing: It's more of a safety valve for good doctors to vent frustration.<BR/>Other blogs exist for considerate and kind examinations of human frailties, you must have taken a wrong turn. No one's job or life exists without a dark side, and if you don't have one you're really boring. I love teaching, but today a kid kicked me in the stomach, and I don't give a shit why or how she felt about it. Same deal. Out.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-77913787296253570972008-05-28T18:32:00.000-05:002008-05-28T18:32:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-63079823620638649652008-05-28T18:08:00.000-05:002008-05-28T18:08:00.000-05:00Oh come on Anon, you gotta admit,schizophrenia is ...Oh come on Anon, you gotta admit,schizophrenia is kinda funny. Except for that one time when my undiagnosed schizophrenic friend came at me with a butcher knife. And even that was funny after we found out she was schizophrenic.make mine traumahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18149160428613740527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-90947634444413610562008-05-28T08:57:00.000-05:002008-05-28T08:57:00.000-05:00Etotheipi: I wanna respond to this to, but I gott...Etotheipi: I wanna respond to this to, but I gotta go make some drug money. I'll post later.<BR/><BR/>PS On yer side, dudeDevorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-72827311867303671992008-05-28T08:13:00.000-05:002008-05-28T08:13:00.000-05:00anonymous:You are hysterical! That is some brutal ...anonymous:<BR/>You are hysterical! That is some brutal sarcasm! Keep it up! Hilarious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-50991281952328524192008-05-28T00:24:00.000-05:002008-05-28T00:24:00.000-05:00I hate to be the "stick-in-the-mud" here, but how ...I hate to be the "stick-in-the-mud" here, but how about a little empathy for someone who obviously suffers from a pretty substantial mental illness. Sure, it's odd, but who among us doesn't have an odd quirk or two? Granted, the vast majority of us don't eat our own hair, but try to imagine what obsession might drive someone to do this to themselves. Whether she "wants" to or not, it is clearly pathological. Would it be so funny if she had a gastric adenocarcinoma? How about schizophrenia? Doctors see lots of weird stuff; I'm a med student and I've seen lots of bizarre things already - often among physicians. Physicians are supposed to have empathy for their patients, not contempt. There are plenty of "sane" people who do contemptible things with perfect clarity. Try to preserve a little humanity for someone who obviously needs help.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-55720258847159007252008-05-26T10:15:00.000-05:002008-05-26T10:15:00.000-05:001. Thanks to Zofran and the fact that I'm almost d...1. Thanks to Zofran and the fact that I'm almost done with my 1st trimester my morning sickness was gone.<BR/><BR/>2. Somehow, the combination of the bezoar and "carpet munchowser syndrome" brought it back.<BR/><BR/>3. E^i*pi, dude, you gotta post more shit like this! I love it!EEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13697074755915208566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-71880106122480476982008-05-26T01:40:00.000-05:002008-05-26T01:40:00.000-05:00And, if they get by the teeth, it seems that the u...And, if they get by the teeth, it seems that the uvula is an extremely powerful hair trap, easily irritated, and the irritation is likely to interrupt some activities not generally supposed to take place in church.Rogue Medichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07598646309630074992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-51489932733853837002008-05-25T14:08:00.000-05:002008-05-25T14:08:00.000-05:00Thanks Frank,I'm sooo glad I asked......Thanks Frank,I'm sooo glad I asked......make mine traumahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18149160428613740527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-11166939078452358712008-05-24T18:00:00.000-05:002008-05-24T18:00:00.000-05:00Trauma, when I heard the Rod Stewart story as a ki...Trauma, when I heard the Rod Stewart story as a kid, it was Freddie Mercury, but same scenario. Rock singer rushed to ER, victim of apparent overdose. They pump the stomach and get man-juice, not pill fragments.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-53019068012608672222008-05-24T17:43:00.000-05:002008-05-24T17:43:00.000-05:00RN-husband has said if the patient had learned to ...RN-husband has said if the patient had learned to pace herself, this may have actually passed. It's not the quantity, it's the hurried nature of the ingestion....https://www.blogger.com/profile/05732267499361769403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-447984492416651552008-05-24T13:15:00.000-05:002008-05-24T13:15:00.000-05:00It does look like a steel wool pad. I'm out of th...It does look like a steel wool pad. <BR/> <BR/>I'm out of the loop, please tell me more about the Rod Stewart urban legend?<BR/><BR/>Peter, is that your dingy hanging out? <BR/> <BR/>I suppose we don't hear about those who eat their own pubic hair because most of it probably gets stuck in their teeth and never makes its way down to the stomach.make mine traumahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18149160428613740527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-24684094456395140712008-05-23T16:56:00.000-05:002008-05-23T16:56:00.000-05:00ETOTHEIPI - YOU funny round eye. You are so much ...ETOTHEIPI - YOU funny round eye. You are so much about QUALITY, not QUANTITY. Great post. Me? I think I just post sometimes just to hear myself type. Have you ever seen a Boston Baked Beans candy bezoar? I bet I had one as a 6-year old. Couldn't stop eating the damn things.Lofty Zaharihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01424287076467507040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-75204581240044611212008-05-23T14:07:00.000-05:002008-05-23T14:07:00.000-05:00From this photo, the bezoar in question, has a str...From this photo, the bezoar in question, has a striking resemblance to a partially used S.O.S. Pad.<BR/><BR/>E,<BR/><BR/>If you own it, you should be ashamed! Choda Boy, OUT.Peterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12067401910170003380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-71044222089303988952008-05-23T14:01:00.000-05:002008-05-23T14:01:00.000-05:00I'm doubly shamed as I actually OWN Orgazmo! Why d...<B>I'm doubly shamed as I actually OWN Orgazmo! </B><BR/>Why does this not surprise me?Lynn Pricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02958402288888144904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-16323324499497908602008-05-23T12:14:00.000-05:002008-05-23T12:14:00.000-05:00Did you know that bezoars are supposed to have mag...Did you know that bezoars are supposed to have magical properties? But, hey, it didn't seem to work for the bezoar girl, did it.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-9017753836145185612008-05-23T11:19:00.000-05:002008-05-23T11:19:00.000-05:00All I know is that you could probably sell that th...All I know is that you could probably sell that thing on eBay and make a ton of cash. I think I see a picture of Mother Teresa in the upper right corner.<BR/>Either that or you could put some hair spray on it, sand down the rough edges, and use it as a bicycle seat.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561557089676907651noreply@blogger.com