tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post4998187685575823555..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: Locums Tenuous911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-88779318832740765582008-09-27T19:28:00.000-05:002008-09-27T19:28:00.000-05:00If you need any advice on getting that escort busi...If you need any advice on getting that escort business off the ground, just give me a call.<BR/><BR/>It really is not unlike nursing in many ways. Just pays better and the clients are a bit classier.<BR/><BR/>Great career move. You'll never look back (well.... unless you like that sort of thing ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-56454188224490828262008-09-14T18:41:00.000-05:002008-09-14T18:41:00.000-05:00Shoot! I was going to offer to moonlight as your a...Shoot! I was going to offer to moonlight as your answering service: I have been told I have a very pleasant phone voice and I can put on a mean French accent. Business would have been booming. Oh well...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-22381502558324059932008-09-14T18:39:00.000-05:002008-09-14T18:39:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-48766663712875428762008-09-14T17:35:00.000-05:002008-09-14T17:35:00.000-05:00911, how will I know if you are performing in a to...911, how will I know if you are performing in a town near me? I would love to meet you particularly while you are in anger remission. Like meeting the unknown comic with bag removed. I am speaking of the paper bag, of course. <BR/>I hear warm fuzzy things about our ER. I even hear that the docs get paid no matter how many indigents they treat. Oh, oh, maybe they don't need any locums!? If that is the case, you will forever be an enigma.<BR/>Keep the shiny side up and the oily side down.<BR/>You can take the girl out of the semi but you can't take the semi out of the girl. (No, that is not singular for semen)make mine traumahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18149160428613740527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-10318654797401172342008-09-13T21:10:00.000-05:002008-09-13T21:10:00.000-05:00dear igloodoc, my 'escort service' is going to be ...dear igloodoc, <BR/><BR/>my 'escort service' is going to be the kind that escorts semi tractor-trailers down the highway! you weren't thinking... oh, my!<BR/><BR/>dear anonymous, <BR/><BR/>no complaints with my locums folks so far but i will give it time.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-3177413873126935362008-09-13T08:55:00.000-05:002008-09-13T08:55:00.000-05:00I'm working as a locums in primary care internal m...I'm working as a locums in primary care internal medicine while I look for a permanent job in my subspecialty. (I'm picky.) <BR/><BR/>The PIA-ness of locums companies could be a post in and of itself! Welcome to the road!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-74348911896704642072008-09-12T14:40:00.000-05:002008-09-12T14:40:00.000-05:00The answer to the riddle -- an ER Doc.Honorable me...The answer to the riddle -- an ER Doc.<BR/>Honorable mention to anybody that thought a ho.<BR/><BR/>Your observations are very astute 911Doc. All hospitals and ER's are not the same. Some are actually pretty good.<BR/><BR/>But, there are a legion of undead administrators and government officials (aka undead administrators between jobs) that will suck the life out of any good ER, rendering it like a hollywood actor campaigning for the Democrats. A cliche. Dysfunctonal. Mediocre. Sometimes dangerous.<BR/><BR/>One of the saddest things to watch is the life going out of the eyes of promising doctors and nurses as the undead storm the fragile ecosystem of a good, well run hospital. And some of the promising staff succumb to the hypnotic allure of administration, and become undead themselves.<BR/><BR/>But, the sun will rise and the undead will perish. Or the Megahospital chain will put a stake in the heart of undead administrator. A brief respite until the next generation of the undead hatches and infests the hospital.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Nights really, really really suck derriere.<BR/><BR/>Now, about that escort agency.... need some talent?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-20763202311851462212008-09-12T10:50:00.000-05:002008-09-12T10:50:00.000-05:00Damn..I need a doctor to remove this large foot fr...Damn..<BR/><BR/>I need a doctor to remove this large foot from my mouth please..<BR/><BR/>Coming soon to an ER near you..TheAbacushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08055048810673583429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-71631402798164273082008-09-12T10:29:00.000-05:002008-09-12T10:29:00.000-05:00Turns out its supposed to be 'Locum Tenens'.Methin...<I>Turns out its supposed to be 'Locum Tenens'.</I><BR/><BR/>Methinks he had it right the first time. It's a play on words. Tenens/Tenuous...get it?Lynn Pricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02958402288888144904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-16608803548448656802008-09-12T10:04:00.000-05:002008-09-12T10:04:00.000-05:00And I hate to be a prick (again) but I had no clue...And I hate to be a prick (again) but I had no clue what the title of this thread meant. So I googled it and found out what you were referring to. Turns out its supposed to be 'Locum Tenens'.<BR/><BR/>Please note - I'm not trying to spoil your vacation with complaints about trivial nuances of language, but I had no clue what it meant, so I was hoping the change of spelling might help other clueless idiots like myself.TheAbacushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08055048810673583429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-78416809059096357742008-09-12T10:03:00.000-05:002008-09-12T10:03:00.000-05:00Answer to the riddle - A philanthropist prostitute...Answer to the riddle - A philanthropist prostitute?TheAbacushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08055048810673583429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-52377229425915744132008-09-12T03:08:00.000-05:002008-09-12T03:08:00.000-05:00igloo doc, i'm dense like lead. what is the answer...igloo doc, <BR/>i'm dense like lead. what is the answer to your riddle? blood sweat and tears? haldol?911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-72216095206958999342008-09-11T20:35:00.000-05:002008-09-11T20:35:00.000-05:00You're lying.Such a place doesn't exist.You're lying.<BR/><BR/>Such a place doesn't exist.MonkeyGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05735317323208263354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-84293862041651030022008-09-11T18:04:00.000-05:002008-09-11T18:04:00.000-05:00ah, my dear mg,First, regarding my locums shifts.....ah, my dear mg,<BR/><BR/>First, regarding my locums shifts... ho's gotta eat too!<BR/><BR/>second and more...<BR/>all subspecialties in house<BR/>all paper charts<BR/>patient transporters<BR/>3:1 patient to nurse<BR/>labs from triage<BR/>security guards with guns<BR/><BR/>fondly,<BR/>me911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-47764357551146924992008-09-11T18:01:00.000-05:002008-09-11T18:01:00.000-05:00911Doc A riddle for you.I give them what they wan...911Doc<BR/> A riddle for you.<BR/><BR/>I give them what they want. <BR/>They pay me for it. <BR/>I don't like it. <BR/>What am I?<BR/><BR/> So just when I think you are going all fibro on us, I find out you have stolen my idea of starting an escort service. <BR/><BR/>Well, my idea was to become an exotic dancer and join the Thunder Down Under dancers. The thought of excited women stuffing bills in my speedos made me giddy.<BR/><BR/>When I told Mrs Igloodoc of my plans, she wanted to preview my act and promised to treat me like those excited women. Then she pulled out a roll of quarters.<BR/><BR/>So the answer to the riddle.... I have 6 more hours to go in my shift.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-27113937080287612512008-09-11T17:04:00.000-05:002008-09-11T17:04:00.000-05:00superbadjack: Don't worry, it would just be a mat...superbadjack: Don't worry, it would just be a matter of time before he would out himself by calling some guy a douche (-:Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-17571287132220360882008-09-11T17:03:00.000-05:002008-09-11T17:03:00.000-05:00I know what you mean about anger driving blogging:...I know what you mean about anger driving blogging: I've hardly blogged since I for married, as I don't have anything to complain or feel angst-ridden about.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-73803730411091867972008-09-11T16:30:00.000-05:002008-09-11T16:30:00.000-05:00This scares the pockets off of me because you coul...This scares the pockets off of me because you could be working shifts for me.... and I'd never know the dude on the other line was *the* 911doc<BR/><BR/>:-p <BR/><BR/>I often wonder how many blogdocs I've spoken to when I'm at the 9-5Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com