tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post592405056999195190..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: Top 10 Questions Not to Ask (from our EMS Friends)911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-43645929097489535362009-01-10T17:04:00.000-06:002009-01-10T17:04:00.000-06:00See, I did have a shiftless nephew steal my Vicodi...See, I did have a shiftless nephew steal my Vicodin. The only funny part of the situation is when my husband and I were discussing whether I should try to get them replaced. Because of all the doctor blogs I read, I knew no one would believe me! Luckily, the pain was gone and I didn't need them anymore.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-58666132534301207202009-01-08T11:28:00.000-06:002009-01-08T11:28:00.000-06:00Too classy to read you?Au contraire, mon médecin a...Too classy to read you?<BR/><BR/><I>Au contraire, mon médecin ami!</I><BR/><BR/>I'm so damned low-class, I've got you blogrolled right up there in the sidebar of my blog!Ambulance Driverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175419709184526342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-72320035811724286332009-01-01T07:19:00.000-06:002009-01-01T07:19:00.000-06:00Dont ask if they saw their PMD. They will only loo...Dont ask if they saw their PMD. They will only look at you funny, shocked at the idea of continuity of care, outpatient clinics, having to make an appointment. The PMD is a mythical beast conjured up by ER doctors who don't want to see another viral illness at 4 in the morning on New Years. They don't really exist.Irishdochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01719177360151576253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-45483956357133384452008-12-31T06:35:00.000-06:002008-12-31T06:35:00.000-06:00ok you want to play that game? When EMS brings in ...ok you want to play that game? When EMS brings in a woman in preterm labor who is 25 years old and 24 weeks pregnant. DONT hand me a EKG. I don't need one. DO let the woman urinate. It stops contractions. <BR/><BR/>This game goes both ways.... I am forced to ask all kinds of stupid questions because of Jacho. I don't like it either. Just like some EMS folks have a standard of care that says "hey take an EKG on every patient regardless on whether they need it. <BR/><BR/>Also EMS be nice and when you do bring in a truama, give the patients license to the secretary. Is that so hard to do? It happens to be very important to identify who the F you brought in....Before I was a nurse I was the poor sap who needed to register that almost dead body you just brought in. It is important. The ER team is going to draw blood. And they prefer not to label the blood with the identification of almost dead guy in the ER. It is just poor form.<BR/><BR/>I know, it is a joke. I don't mean to be over reacting. But I treat all the EMS folks who bring in patients with respect. I expect the same back.pinkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00198277802918823591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-40138915098673558872008-12-30T07:02:00.000-06:002008-12-30T07:02:00.000-06:00Hey, as long as you've got a serviceable Carotid B...Hey, as long as you've got a serviceable Carotid Body, a little auto-erotic self asphyxiation never hurt anybody, except that guy from INXS, which is such a shame.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-91604527241121479262008-12-29T21:46:00.000-06:002008-12-29T21:46:00.000-06:00The remark about the name with a silent "e" at the...The remark about the name with a silent "e" at the end is hilarious. Best wishes for 2009, with fewer dangerous nocturnal trips to the bathroom ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-23399648602488902952008-12-29T21:24:00.000-06:002008-12-29T21:24:00.000-06:00So many truths. But then again, sometimes, I'd ac...So many truths. But then again, sometimes, I'd actually <I> want</I> to know the answer, teeth and all.Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15129377434000711589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-71614190504968347312008-12-29T19:57:00.000-06:002008-12-29T19:57:00.000-06:00Although, if I'm feeling randy, I will ask the dru...Although, if I'm feeling randy, I will ask the drunks or a-holes, in respect to the great Groucho Marx, "When did you stop auto-erotic self asphyxiating?", and then wait for the response. That's always a fun one.shrodingers cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04020541322469047041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-49260555110619885062008-12-29T19:52:00.000-06:002008-12-29T19:52:00.000-06:00I've been in this long enough, and I know you have...I've been in this long enough, and I know you have old fart. I don't even ask anymore. Anything. If it can't be answered with a bevy of tests and visual cues, then it doesn't need to be answered.<BR/><BR/>CATshrodingers cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04020541322469047041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-73394502379338087242008-12-29T12:53:00.000-06:002008-12-29T12:53:00.000-06:00ROFLMAO may thanks for them the mental images conj...ROFLMAO may thanks for them the mental images conjured up had me rolling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-61932527534882750392008-12-29T11:06:00.000-06:002008-12-29T11:06:00.000-06:00Another one, asked by a doc in the ER,directed to ...Another one, asked by a doc in the ER,directed to my idiot son," Why would you want to do that?" ("breathe fire" and catch your beard on fire). Next comment was,"Well, I guess you won't be doing that again..."<BR/> Have a Happy New Year OF! And stay away from bathrooms with bad karma.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.com