tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post6582455916235541384..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: It's a Miracle (with special update video)911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-79516134863924076882011-02-21T10:05:44.025-06:002011-02-21T10:05:44.025-06:00PS i love "Life of Brian"!PS i love "Life of Brian"!tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00121763456161256252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-42643022961677404722011-02-21T10:05:25.051-06:002011-02-21T10:05:25.051-06:00i guess that should be...i think they will make gr...i guess that should be...i think they will make great dads. 'K?tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00121763456161256252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-57018924938724454802011-02-20T10:40:19.534-06:002011-02-20T10:40:19.534-06:00dear tracy,
i hope you are right, but i'm cur...dear tracy, <br />i hope you are right, but i'm curious how you know.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-57835160403733538342011-02-20T09:53:10.739-06:002011-02-20T09:53:10.739-06:00They will be great dads.They will be great dads.tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00121763456161256252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-76865195587419440082011-02-04T07:30:15.359-06:002011-02-04T07:30:15.359-06:00Thats a dream of mine...
Open a Jewish Theme-Bar, ...Thats a dream of mine...<br />Open a Jewish Theme-Bar, Lukewarm Goldstar on Tap(just like in Tel Aviv), "Munich", "Inglorious Basterds" and HUD footage from the 1981 Osirik raid in endless loop on the BigScreen...<br />All you can eat Deep Fried Motzah Balls and Kosher Wings...<br />And if you don't have a gun, we'll rent you one at the door, unless your on the Mossad Watch list or you look the least bit A-rab...<br />And we'll have a shootin range out back, life size targets of Judaism's biggest enemies, Hitler, Arafat, Khomeni, and Jimmy Carter.<br />Just a TARGET of Jimmuh, everyone knows he doesn't drink..<br /><br />FrankAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-27769322909707623692011-02-03T20:04:12.420-06:002011-02-03T20:04:12.420-06:00hey 14-0*,
who knew?hey 14-0*, <br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oYDBtCN-hk" rel="nofollow">who knew?</a>911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-33555770324474357362011-02-03T19:53:31.316-06:002011-02-03T19:53:31.316-06:00hey 14-0*, you lay it down straight... for a Jew.hey 14-0*, you lay it down straight... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHyuf47UvZQ" rel="nofollow">for a Jew</a>.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-49321104516385172852011-02-03T14:04:03.569-06:002011-02-03T14:04:03.569-06:00The word is Coprophage, and your picture is next t...<i>The word is Coprophage, and your picture is next to it in the dictionary. </i><br /><br />Yes, and please use Listerine when you brush!<br /><br />It is "Johns Hopkins" without the apostrophe, on account of the fact that the man's parents gave him the first name "Johns", rather than "John". "Johns" was the surname of his maternal ancestors.PeggyUnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-76405983727569064402011-02-03T07:41:28.723-06:002011-02-03T07:41:28.723-06:00CannedAss,
No, you probably won't find ...CannedAss, <br /> No, you probably won't find any of us at John Hopkins, cause none of us would live/work in a State that fought on the wrong side in the War of Northern Aggression...<br /> Butt..............................<br /> When you come down with some illness/injury they can't treat in Canada, umm like an ingrown toenail, and you come to America cause despite the Racism/Homofobia/Misogynism/Grandiosity/Coprowatever, we still have the bestus Medical System in the Universe, which is why Castro got his Aortic Valve Replacement in Havanna North(Miami) and not Havanna South.<br /> And when you come to America, good chance you'll make a stop in Atlanta, at least if you Fly on Canadia's National Airline, Delta.<br /> And when you try plugging your 220v vibrator into a 120v outlet, and need to be defibralated, good chance it'll be ME standing by like all those spectators in the Zapruder film...<br /> Cause I fly alot...<br /><br />FrankAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-16890527545282260692011-02-03T06:56:41.988-06:002011-02-03T06:56:41.988-06:00Corporofascist? The word is Coprophage, and your p...Corporofascist? The word is Coprophage, and your picture is next to it in the dictionary.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-14169671205326006292011-02-03T06:41:17.622-06:002011-02-03T06:41:17.622-06:00Luckily, I really don't have to worry about co...Luckily, I really don't have to worry about coming across any of you racist, homophobic, misogynistic, grandiose, corporofascists at John's Hopkins, do I?CannedAmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08312333323225187964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-79934021547218295082011-02-02T20:01:21.781-06:002011-02-02T20:01:21.781-06:00Hey CannedAm, you're a straight-up nagger.Hey CannedAm, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFlCpE7dc10" rel="nofollow">you're a straight-up <i><b>nagger</b></i></a>.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-12810991328616942422011-02-02T12:41:50.539-06:002011-02-02T12:41:50.539-06:00So let's get this straight. You're a grou...So let's get this straight. You're a group of Southern ER docs who believe that the Hypocratic Oath no longer applies, abortion shouldn't be an option for any woman, poor people are too lazy to get jobs with good healthcare and therefor don't deserve any, and gay guys are all pedophile fudge packers. <br /><br />Did I miss anything? <br /><br />May I and everyone I hold dear never need emergency medical treatment south of the Mason Dixon line.CannedAmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08312333323225187964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-62768634994462518272011-01-29T12:40:20.868-06:002011-01-29T12:40:20.868-06:00Hey 6-7,
I've got a 3rd,4th, and 5th that...Hey 6-7,<br /> I've got a 3rd,4th, and 5th that my Dad taught me when I was a po black chile'.<br /><br />1: Lord Loves a Workin Man<br />2: Don't Trust Whitey<br />3: See a Doctor and get rid of it<br /><br />hasn't let me down yet,<br /><br />FrankAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-62923149792039595592011-01-29T08:49:58.301-06:002011-01-29T08:49:58.301-06:00dear lacedinblack,
i will answer now that friday...dear lacedinblack, <br /><br />i will answer now that friday night's cross-burning, catfish boil, and midget-toss festival is but a painful, very painful memory. <br /><br />all kidding aside... which one of these statements do you favor... if you can think of a third, add it, but i think one of the two will be what you believe...<br /><br />1. there are a fixed set of moral laws common to all humanity and while we as individuals sometimes may be mistaken about them and act in ways that contravene them, nevertheless, they comprise an ideal to which we should all aspire. <br /><br />2. there are no fixed set of moral laws, simply societal conventions which change with time and the peculiarities of the day. hence, it is not possible to look at behaviors or actions and call them 'wrong'... it is only possible to state your personal preference about things. 'morals', themselves a product of evolutionary pressures and 'herd instinct', evolve just like species evolve.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-85834943890616365632011-01-28T18:13:19.768-06:002011-01-28T18:13:19.768-06:00lacedinblack,
i will respond when i can get all t...lacedinblack, <br />i will respond when i can get all these women off of me. <br />best911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-26013806180899487382011-01-28T15:13:26.794-06:002011-01-28T15:13:26.794-06:00lacedinblack - My reaction is visceral. The photo ...lacedinblack - My reaction is visceral. The photo made my skin crawl. Does that make me a bad person? Or do you also have that reaction and have to force yourself to be open minded? This is actually a serious question. Why does the reaction exist in the first place?PeggyUnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-47079008605888844642011-01-28T11:25:43.505-06:002011-01-28T11:25:43.505-06:00@ lacedinblack.
9-11's just :( cause I've ...@ lacedinblack.<br />9-11's just :( cause I've been tryin to change his name to "6-7" to match his pitiful-excuse-for-a-College-Football-Team-thats-so-bad-even-there-cute-mascot-went-and-caught-lymphoma-so-he-wouldn't-have-to-go-to-the-games.<br />Boy thats alot of those "-" things. <br />and 9-11, I mean "6-7" doesn't like anybody, I heard he even pretends he's diabetic so he doesn't have to waste money on Girl Scout Cookies. <br />If Kids are gonna be sexually abused, it oughta be by a RELATIVE, and not somebody who's so desperate for a kid they'll pay $40,000 for an anti-social Belorussian with a bad attitude and a lazy eye.<br />But thats just my 2 cents.<br /><br />Frank "14-0" DrackmanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-77235705634221357492011-01-28T10:42:06.983-06:002011-01-28T10:42:06.983-06:00@911doc Maybe I'm having a sense of humour fai...@911doc Maybe I'm having a sense of humour failure because I can't tell if you're joking or if you're actually a bigot, but would you have this much of a problem with a straight couple who adopted?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-50343558656547578172011-01-28T08:42:13.580-06:002011-01-28T08:42:13.580-06:00William Shatner's cover of "Rocket Man&qu...William Shatner's cover of "Rocket Man" totally kicked Elton Johns Gay Ass.<br />"Benny and the Jets" is still pretty good though.<br /> Frank "Benny....Bennny...Bennnn-Kneeeeee"<br />DrackmanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-25700456614047784332011-01-28T08:07:26.813-06:002011-01-28T08:07:26.813-06:00Pattie, RN,
I suppose you're gonna camp out a...Pattie, RN,<br /><br />I suppose you're gonna camp out at SCat's house with your big 'ol sign.<br /><br />Hater! Sarah Palin wannabe!<br /><br />-SCRNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-73788725147904556642011-01-28T07:23:25.303-06:002011-01-28T07:23:25.303-06:00Ok, guys, you could NOT have come up with a more p...Ok, guys, you could NOT have come up with a more perfect video clip for this farce of a story than Python.<br /><br />No mentioned in the press of the purchased ovum, rented uterus, or legion of nannies involved in Sir. Elton having "his" son. But with enough $$$ you jack off to gay porn and produce a child with half of your very own DNA. Boy-Toy is just a step-mommie-daddy.<br /><br />I refuse to refer to those with a genotype of XX as male, or XY as female, no matter how mutilated and medicated they may be. So call the PC police...oh, nevermind, if they haven't arrested Frankie yet I am SAFE!<br /><br />Pattie, RNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-8922243956523758712011-01-27T11:48:36.170-06:002011-01-27T11:48:36.170-06:00Don't know why, but in reading these comments,...Don't know why, but in reading these comments, <a href="http://xkcd.com/168/" rel="nofollow">this</a> came to mind.PeggyUnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-19957939069090035012011-01-27T05:32:29.483-06:002011-01-27T05:32:29.483-06:00If Men had babies Man would have gone extinct back...If Men had babies Man would have gone extinct back in the Jurassic Era.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-49159503298616922662011-01-26T19:21:34.357-06:002011-01-26T19:21:34.357-06:00I think that Gravid Guys will have to sit a lot, w...I think that Gravid Guys will have to sit a lot, what with the center of mass problem. Which would be a plus, during football season.<br /><br />We should write this up for the "Anals of Obstetrics"!CJrunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04625747621619142198noreply@blogger.com