tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post7932653898333040776..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: Three Patients911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-2785782954186575412010-02-05T10:14:04.958-06:002010-02-05T10:14:04.958-06:00Thank you! My choice to go to Dental School is on...Thank you! My choice to go to Dental School is once again justified!DocVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16483040895334747291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-28861822323942979822010-02-04T20:45:58.513-06:002010-02-04T20:45:58.513-06:00I can't believe that I once, five minutes ago,...I can't believe that I once, five minutes ago, I thought that nose picking was the most disgusting thing ever.Devorrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14542045173559671539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-90531186447618148822010-02-03T08:56:49.483-06:002010-02-03T08:56:49.483-06:00Bad beer smells like yeast.Bad beer smells like yeast.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-73953492729159900372010-02-02T12:54:29.350-06:002010-02-02T12:54:29.350-06:00Reminds me of the first Ankle Block I put in
...Hy...Reminds me of the first Ankle Block I put in<br />...Hypertensive diabetic, real Zebra of a case,<br />Didn't want to wait for the slug Surgical Resident to prep the foot they were gonna cut off, so pulled the sock off....along with 1/2 the foot.<br />Tried stickin it back on, but it was like tryin to rescue a melting snowman.<br />And she didn't feel any pain, and got total consciousness, which is Nice...<br /><br />FrankAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-23223386676822390152010-02-02T10:31:16.691-06:002010-02-02T10:31:16.691-06:00Ahh the pelvic exam and the myth that they're ...Ahh the pelvic exam and the myth that they're all clean little hotties. <br />A buddy once told me about the following patient encounter:<br />A young girl presented with a chief complaint of something "shiny" inside her vagina. He wondered how does something feel shiny but instead asked this intellectual giant why she was checking her vaginal vault in the 1st place; to which this patient stated: My mom told me to do a self exam once a month. He tried in vain to explain that mama meant (hopefully) a SBE not a q monthly self pelvic. At any rate, what he thought would surely be her cervix turned out to be a 3 month old Tampax....amazingly she dodged the toxic shock bullet but the malodorous FB extraction cleared the room....BLACK INKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03806198898618859706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-70235748126854595972010-02-01T21:15:57.824-06:002010-02-01T21:15:57.824-06:00Ok...that has to be the funniest week ever....THAT...Ok...that has to be the funniest week ever....THAT is why I LOVE my job! I never have a boring day!Brayden's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06402559201280941224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-360920722405396942010-02-01T12:35:06.827-06:002010-02-01T12:35:06.827-06:00Those three stories certainly are appetite suppres...Those three stories certainly are appetite suppressing. Have you ever considered recording your most disgusting experiences? Here is what I am thinking: a person who is trying to lose weight can bring an MP3 player and headphones to dinner and listen while ingesting. Might work ... if that person then connects pus with gravy, for example.PeggyUnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-11788791772515234342010-02-01T10:57:47.439-06:002010-02-01T10:57:47.439-06:00Great post, got me laughing my head off!:)Great post, got me laughing my head off!:)Aayushi Mehtahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08360324719537614250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-23790734221128903572010-02-01T08:35:24.981-06:002010-02-01T08:35:24.981-06:00I spend my days with small children, my own and my...I spend my days with small children, my own and my daycare kids, and my day doesn't sound too much different from yours. I'm kidding of course because the gross things I deal with come from adorable little people that I love or at least like a whole lot so it is much easier to deal with. But it might explain why I also have a hard time thinking up normal dinner conversations a lot of times.<br /><br />I'm so sorry you have to see/smell/hear all the things you do! I can't imagine. I have been in the hospital/doctors office a lot and I think it is amazing that doctors can deal with so much. You are truly amazing people, that's for sure.Radioactive Torihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01588217525296865718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-44277296073651856552010-02-01T08:18:29.593-06:002010-02-01T08:18:29.593-06:00LOL...Obama's ears! I don't even want to ...LOL...Obama's ears! I don't even want to think about that during my next pelvic exam. Your post was hysterical.StorytellERdochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14371229500424449124noreply@blogger.com