tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post8358625228728279520..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: The Hooters / Queer-Eye / Cabana-Boy Nursing Home911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-32203570520895735302007-11-08T10:38:00.000-06:002007-11-08T10:38:00.000-06:00way to bring us down, erdoc...bring on my buxom nu...way to bring us down, erdoc...<BR/><BR/>bring on my buxom nurse performing CPR and the HDTV!Natalie Heitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16924161384428365507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-61440624130636414742007-11-01T01:57:00.000-05:002007-11-01T01:57:00.000-05:00This is hysterical, but on a more serious note, I'...This is hysterical, but on a more serious note, I'd be willing to bet 90% of the poor bastards (non-gender specific in this case) who are brought in from the nursing home would PREFER this to their current existance. <BR/><BR/>The other 10% would probably like bible verses read to them and hymns piped into the Muzak in addition to all of the other ammenities.<BR/><BR/>A few weeks ago, I had a lady who was eaten up by metastatic cancer. It was literally everywhere. Even our Heme/Onc guys (who are pretty aggressive) had thrown in the towel. It would have been better if they'd thrown Saran Wrap at her and let it cover her face for about 8 minutes.....<BR/><BR/>The poor lady was on enough narcotics to make a student in Amsterdam happy. She was on max dose Fentanyl Patches, and massive doses of MS Contin, and MS elixr(yes, unapproved abbreviations, but I trust that you can decipher the code).<BR/><BR/>"Problem" was that she was barely breathing due to the massive narcotic load needed to keep her pain free. She was sent to the ER by Hospice since she was barely breathing.<BR/><BR/>Very tiny doses of Narcan reversed the narcotic effect enough that she would breathe, but she also began to moan with severe pain.<BR/><BR/>Her sister wanted EVERYTHING done for her and would not accept the idea that this poor woman was dying and needed/wanted to be comfortable. Since the patient was incompetant, I tried to explain her wishes to the sister (who was the next of kin). She would have none of it. She didn't care that the patient accepted a painless death and comfort over continued pain and pointless torture. <BR/><BR/>She challenged (arms crossed and feet apart) that she would not accept that there wasn't a way to keep the patient lucid, treat her pain, and cure her widely metastatic cancer. She threatened legal action if we didn't comply with her demands.<BR/><BR/>The poor patient died a couple of days later in agony. I am certain that this patient would have loved a pool boy or Queer Eye guy over her ultimate fate.<BR/><BR/>So, one of your rules for admittance must be that only family members who have signed an agreement to honor patient's wishes be allowed to visit!erdoc85https://www.blogger.com/profile/06373340227068589953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-21400447540313456812007-10-31T14:25:00.000-05:002007-10-31T14:25:00.000-05:00I vote for the GQ, Bartenders, BoyToys that put ou...I vote for the GQ, Bartenders, BoyToys that put out. Just cause we're old, doesn't mean we're blind or completely dried up!<BR/>Just bring on the drinks, the guys and the KY.HollyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17644166795449256850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-86067225949118568962007-10-31T08:52:00.000-05:002007-10-31T08:52:00.000-05:00yay for hot pool boys ; ) I will die a happy woman...yay for hot pool boys ; ) I will die a happy woman then...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-7888230167381187122007-10-30T20:28:00.000-05:002007-10-30T20:28:00.000-05:00This gives new meaning to the popular phrase "and ...This gives new meaning to the popular phrase "and you get the happy ending..."Noel Hastingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17995585482168059050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-6045239135066089192007-10-30T20:08:00.000-05:002007-10-30T20:08:00.000-05:00Monkeygirl.. are you single?I'm in love....Doc H U...Monkeygirl.. are you single?<BR/><BR/>I'm in love....<BR/><BR/>Doc H USNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-85585411746753408462007-10-30T19:45:00.000-05:002007-10-30T19:45:00.000-05:00I have my own boobies, my own big-assed TV with my...I have my own boobies, my own big-assed TV with my own football, and my own beer.<BR/><BR/>Ergo, my house is <I>already</I> Hooters Home.<BR/><BR/>Neener, neener.MonkeyGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05735317323208263354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-50301047375480144482007-10-30T18:18:00.000-05:002007-10-30T18:18:00.000-05:00I'm with 'my own woman'. Have a few studs on call...I'm with 'my own woman'. Have a few studs on call around for the pole jobs. I'd hate to do forever without - even at 90. Yeah, and have a great bartender that knows how to flirt and mix fabulous margaritas. MMmmm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-29423309670823492812007-10-30T14:25:00.000-05:002007-10-30T14:25:00.000-05:00When can I check in?When can I check in?scalpelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12163296819469420123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-54000250989759023882007-10-30T11:22:00.000-05:002007-10-30T11:22:00.000-05:00I like the touch of fashion, but can we have just ...I like the touch of fashion, but can we have just a few GQ men that put out? They don't even have to cuddle or kiss afterwards....just do the deed...do it well.....and I'll call them when I need another fix.My Own Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520236125332553784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-84559081561778134292007-10-30T10:48:00.000-05:002007-10-30T10:48:00.000-05:00Also need:Viagra/Cialis.. Preferably from a Pez di...Also need:<BR/><BR/>Viagra/Cialis.. Preferably from a Pez dispenser. If it cause an "Unsafe drop in blood pressure" it should be optional to discontinue the use of the nitrates. if your gonna die, thats the way to go.<BR/><BR/>Better insurance should definitely equal better nurses/better "service"<BR/><BR/>As always, be prepared.<BR/>Doc H, USNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-31408948560677730272007-10-30T09:11:00.000-05:002007-10-30T09:11:00.000-05:00I'm with radioactive girl on this one. Now if you...I'm with radioactive girl on this one. Now if you should have young men who displayed some testosterone I'm thinking you'd be onto something.MarlaQuackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18123841415556771014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-9824721915808215122007-10-30T08:17:00.000-05:002007-10-30T08:17:00.000-05:00This post brings up some profound philosophical is...This post brings up some profound philosophical issues concerning the nature of man, morality and the existence of an eternal soul ... oh, wait, no it doesn't. My nurse has to have big titties.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-62172253875835330692007-10-30T07:17:00.000-05:002007-10-30T07:17:00.000-05:00I would prefer the young men not be homosexual. O...I would prefer the young men not be homosexual. Or at least have a few that aren't. Can I hang out on the old man's side? It sounds a little more fun.Radioactive Torihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01588217525296865718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-6724418788022925372007-10-30T04:08:00.000-05:002007-10-30T04:08:00.000-05:00we are currently studying the anatomy of the centr...we are currently studying the anatomy of the central nervous system...i believe this diagram my come in handy for my exam. :-DAMiBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15630556503449531761noreply@blogger.com