tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post8870950444695244624..comments2024-02-18T01:56:38.508-06:00Comments on M.D.O.D.: Ode911DOChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-55366198254603913382007-04-13T15:52:00.000-05:002007-04-13T15:52:00.000-05:00I was wondering if I could get a foot also? I'd l...I was wondering if I could get a foot also? I'd like to use it on the next person who pisses me off so, I can nonchalantly state <BR/><BR/>"This is what's left of the last person who.... (you fill in the blank).<BR/><BR/>I think it's work wonders, I'll take peace over money any day.Ed Brophyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06163386751799889253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-11307125048299681872007-04-13T15:42:00.000-05:002007-04-13T15:42:00.000-05:00How much of that 3 1/2 hrs. of bowling was actuall...How much of that 3 1/2 hrs. of bowling was actually sittin' around chuggin' beer and nachos and BS'in around? At least that's what I do on bowling nights.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-55556006824223514742007-04-13T14:08:00.000-05:002007-04-13T14:08:00.000-05:00It's about time you got that ball drilled but 3 1/...It's about time you got that ball drilled but 3 1/2 hours? I don't even bowl that much and I was genetically engineered for it... and you know what I'm sayin' brother-in-law. Did the soreness in your arm make you feel young and single again?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-58868066581153085382007-04-13T11:52:00.000-05:002007-04-13T11:52:00.000-05:00That was funny!Perhaps you could wear the foot aro...That was funny!<BR/><BR/>Perhaps you could wear the foot around your neck on a chain?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-352608015566110442007-04-13T11:45:00.000-05:002007-04-13T11:45:00.000-05:00WOW. You summed it up 911. Seriously though, I lo...WOW. You summed it up 911. Seriously though, I love bowling. Mack has started bowling too. Don't take it up. It is as addictive as crack (at least that is what they say).shrodingers cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04020541322469047041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-84725896717246961422007-04-13T11:07:00.000-05:002007-04-13T11:07:00.000-05:00some shifts there is just no "bright side", especi...some shifts there is just no "bright side", especially if you have to deliver the "granny/daddy/mommy/son/daughter died" news. <BR/><BR/>the "bright side" people are the same ones who say the following...<BR/><BR/>"are we having fun yet?", and, <BR/>"looks like you've got a case of the mondays!"<BR/><BR/>but Cat, i wonder how long you have to bowl to burn 100 calories? since i imagine you were consuming adult malted beverages at the time i would guess that it's a deleterious activity, but one that is, no doubt, very good for the soul.<BR/><BR/>a haiku:<BR/><BR/>the bowling alley, <BR/>carnival of beer bellies,<BR/>thongs and adipose.<BR/><BR/>cheers911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-77520001065279149162007-04-13T10:57:00.000-05:002007-04-13T10:57:00.000-05:00SC. missed that the "Ode" was you.You've still go...SC. missed that the "Ode" was you.<BR/>You've still got it.<BR/>I hope you were wearing a wrist guard...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-28667428703080669282007-04-13T10:16:00.000-05:002007-04-13T10:16:00.000-05:00Just to clarify the jerk off in the poem is not a ...Just to clarify the jerk off in the poem is not a nurse or tech, it is the patient. And I don't do triathalons, but I did bowl for 3 1/2 hours 2 nights ago. I did not think I was going to make it, but with the encouragement of friends, I DID. Thanks to my Hammer Raw Toxic ball.shrodingers cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04020541322469047041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-36327208033188364742007-04-13T09:28:00.000-05:002007-04-13T09:28:00.000-05:00sorry, gotta jump in on the haikus (haiki?)Amputat...sorry, gotta jump in on the haikus (haiki?)<BR/><BR/>Amputated foot<BR/>Will you fit up my rectum<BR/>I might as well try<BR/><BR/>OK, this is stolen from the master himself (S's. Cat). Please grace us, sir, with your poetic genius.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-5158157251641821642007-04-13T09:18:00.000-05:002007-04-13T09:18:00.000-05:00Yes! Another Tri fan! Actually, my favorite specta...Yes! Another Tri fan! Actually, my favorite spectator comment ever was at mile 22 of a marathon. I had poorly trained and was suffering from not only full-body muscle seizures, but also bleeding nipples (never forgot the band-aids after that one). As I slowly dropped back in the pack, one of my friends, who was 'helping' me from a mtn. bike saw my agony and started chanting loudly over and over: "Nobody loves a loser!". Sweet.<BR/><BR/>911doc: Foot in mail. Will advise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24021163.post-67791531978042993452007-04-12T21:44:00.000-05:002007-04-12T21:44:00.000-05:00I would bet it's like when I am doing a triathlon,...I would bet it's like when I am doing a triathlon, and people shout out unhelpful things like "only 5 more miles to run" which makes me want to put tape over their mouth or something because 5 miles left are a lot of miles left after all the swimming and the biking. Except at least for me, when I am done, I can choose when to do another triathlon, and don't have to do them day after day.<BR/><BR/>Bright side for you: I suspect if you kidnap people and threaten the family with a severed foot, you will eventually be caught, thus ending your long hellish shifts.Radioactive Torihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01588217525296865718noreply@blogger.com