A Bloody Freaking Mess

Woe unto you if you piss off the wrong woman. She may sneak up on you with a knife and plant it in your neck. A few minutes later you may find yourself drowning in your own frothy blood with a medic cutting your neck with a scalpel to stick a tube down your trachea to save your life.

Then, though you are not aware of this, I get to see you and figure out that the knife punctured your lung and your large airways, and that the tube in your neck is not serving to breath for you. Then about 7 people will stick you with needles and I'll cut your neck again to reposition the tube and give you 4 units of blood and do CPR on you and get your pulse back and fly you to the trauma center after your brain has died and your pupils are fixed and dilated and you hopefully get to donate your organs to people in need.