Tattoos

If your body is covered in tattoos I am going to have very little sympathy for you when I give you an injection of local anesthetic. If you then complain about how much it hurts I just plain old don't know what to think. If in the course of me fixing your small finger laceration you remark to me, in the presence of your son, that you have tattoos "from my scalp to my pecker" then you get your story told on my blog. He did, in fact, have a tattoo on his scalp and on his penis. He evidently tried to tattoo his own scrotum but had to stop as it was too painful. I really couldn't make this stuff up.