To be fair, this patient was nice, but really, what can I say about this shirt? This is kind of like the bumper stickers that some of my high school classmates used to have on their cars: "I Love Bong Hits" and "In Search of the Eternal Buzz" come to mind. Perhaps a baseball cap with a neon flashing sign that says "Arrest Me" would complete the picture? And oh by the way, I did get permission to take this picture.
Dang, an F for Snitchin? Who's teaching that class?
ReplyDeleteChin Checking?
ah yes, that had me too, it turns out that it means 'sucker punching'.
ReplyDeleteNow that's the difference between nurses and ganstas. Nurses LOVE to snitch. Nurses will snitch to anybody about anything. Now that's bad if you do something that you don't want the whole nurses' station (hell, the whole ER) to know about. But if somebody busts a cap in yo' ass, there will be 15 people at any given time ready to tell the cops who is to blame.
ReplyDeletemonkey girl. you better remain anonymous or you might get a cap busted in YOU. snitchin', in my ED, gets you 125 of succ. in the glut after we get you good and drunk on an etoh iv then we dump you in the bushes near a bar. cause of death, aspiration after too much alcohol. so sad, but that's what happens to snitches.
ReplyDeleteIf you didn't make me laugh so hard I pee my pants, you'd scare me so bad I'd pee my pants. Either way, wet pants. I appear to have gotten myself into a no-win situation. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI am so down with that shirt. It reminds me of my time in the pen, spending days rollin' bones and talking about poppin caps, and bouncing along on my 24s. Ah, the good old days.
ReplyDeleteThis dude's shirt's almost as cute as those tops certain parents put on their little girls that read "Junior Slut in Training."
ReplyDeleteWhat a freaking sad commentary on today's 'yout.' For once, words fail me.
ReplyDeleteSnitches get stitches, yo!
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