Sunday, January 06, 2008

Best of 2007, MDOD Style

I just listed my favorite posts from 2007... the list is on the right sidebar. The sad reality for me is that almost everything everyone else wrote is worthy and maybe 25% of my stuff is worthy. Now back to work.

Just had an 87 year old woman, who looks 60, tell me her 'secret'. Her 'secret', which she proceeded to demonstrate to me, is to 'exercise her face' in the shower every day. This involves making faces for a few minutes. As she contorted her face to demonstrate these exercises I thanked God, for a minute, that I am in this job.

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  1. Are you sure there isn't some other exercise she's doing in the shower to cause those facial contortions?


    and just to suck up....I think you are 100% worthy. ;>}

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  2. You have to share the exercise techniques!

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  3. The sad reality for me is that almost everything everyone else wrote is worthy and maybe 25% of my stuff is worthy.

    But I heard that your 25% was "thick like Pepsi can".

    Doesn't that win in the showers?

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  4. first of all, didja do her?

    Second, on MMT's point, just ask if she has a pulsating shower nozzle.

    Third, MG is clearly a 'girth queen'. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    and last, 911, How does a pelvic exam on an 87 year old remind you of your favorite posts? Sick fuck.

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  5. You didn't put Little Bob on there...

    :(

    Definatly a GREAT year of posts for yall!

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  6. I like this one for its inconceivable 2, count 'em 2, 911 comments in a row with proper capitalization.

    PS: You took down/never put back up my link! Boo-hoo. File that decision under "worst" of 2007.

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  7. i did! i did! it's called 'tiny bob' and it's right there!

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  8. soon to be remedied, nurse k, ... soon to be remedied.

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