Global Cooling

It's July 22 in the sun belt and today the high was 85 degrees. I'm scared. The average temperature for my region on July 22 is 94 degrees. I think I'm seeing a trend. I'm afraid we may be entering a time of global cooling and that glacier's may envelope my home within the next ten thousand years. I believe the blame for this must be laid squarely at the feet of both Presidents Bush. Don't ask me why except that they just don't seem to care.