A Haiku:
NAIL GUN. SAFETY FIRST!
"WHERE THE HELL IS THE TRIGGER"?
'POW'! "DAMN-SHIT-FUCK-DAMN"!
Thursday, May 24, 2007
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Random thoughts from a few cantankerous American physicians. All contributors are board certified. Various specialties are represented here. I do not know where this will lead but hope it will at least be an enjoyable read. All of the names mentioned in this blog are pseudonyms, the ages have been changed, and in half the cases the gender as well. All photographs are published with patient consent or are digitally altered to preserve anonymity. Trust us, we're doctors.
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Ker-chssssh! OW, Goddamn!
ReplyDeleteShift over early today.
Bossman, clock me out.
Nail gun manufacturers should have to notify the local ED of any buyer of their product, along with a guesstimate of buyer's IQ.
ReplyDeleteA smart shyster lawyer (more than 2 Lexus) could look into that!
A brilliant haiku
ReplyDeleteHorrible x-rays
Pee'd my pants laughing
you know.... that is exactly what i would say if i shot myself with a nailgun!
ReplyDeleteIt was said, "Oh crap
ReplyDeleteAt least it's not in my head."
Nail gun said nothing
You naughty nail gun,
ReplyDeleteDon't bite the hand that feeds you.
I thought you were cool.
We Irishmen like limricks better:
ReplyDeleteThere once was a man with a nail gun,
Who aimed at his wife for some good fun,
He thought he could wing her,
But he shot his own finger,
And now his dexterity and sex life are both done.
i bow to the master tommy.
ReplyDeletePull it out now doc!
ReplyDeleteSheetrock not hanging itself!
Wait, I'm gonna faint.