Thursday, May 24, 2007

You'll Shoot Your Hand Off


A Haiku:


NAIL GUN. SAFETY FIRST!
"WHERE THE HELL IS THE TRIGGER"?
'POW'! "DAMN-SHIT-FUCK-DAMN"!

10 comments:

  1. A Haiku:
    Redneck Work Ethic:
    Bubba, hand me a damn beer!
    Oh shit! Not again.....

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  2. Ker-chssssh! OW, Goddamn!
    Shift over early today.
    Bossman, clock me out.

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  3. Nail gun manufacturers should have to notify the local ED of any buyer of their product, along with a guesstimate of buyer's IQ.

    A smart shyster lawyer (more than 2 Lexus) could look into that!

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  4. A brilliant haiku
    Horrible x-rays
    Pee'd my pants laughing

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  5. you know.... that is exactly what i would say if i shot myself with a nailgun!

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  6. It was said, "Oh crap
    At least it's not in my head."
    Nail gun said nothing

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  7. You naughty nail gun,
    Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
    I thought you were cool.

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  8. We Irishmen like limricks better:

    There once was a man with a nail gun,
    Who aimed at his wife for some good fun,
    He thought he could wing her,
    But he shot his own finger,
    And now his dexterity and sex life are both done.

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  9. i bow to the master tommy.

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  10. Pull it out now doc!
    Sheetrock not hanging itself!
    Wait, I'm gonna faint.

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