Wednesday, August 22, 2007
If I read on the triage sheet that you are "allergic to haldol" I will duck and dodge and try not to see you. If someone has given you haldol you are either schizophrenic, in which case you need it or something like it and it's really too bad you are allergic to it, OR, you are a freak, and one time when you were completely bat-shit crazy in the E.D. six people held you down and you got a nice intramuscular injection of this neuroleptic drug. You didn't like it because it made you shut the fuck up and feel unpleasant hence you tell people you are allergic to it. No worries though, I've got more up my sleeve if you freak-out again. Lot's more, but I'm not saying what so you can't tell me you are "allergic" to it. Haldol, if you are crazy it makes you sane, if you are sane it makes you crazy. Beautiful.
Posted by 911DOC at Wednesday, August 22, 2007