Monday, December 03, 2007

A Message from Down-Under for My Patrons

I like this guy.

19 comments:

  1. brilliant....can we borrow him to give counseling in the ER? Pleese?

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  2. I think I'll pass this new slogan on to some of my authors...

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  3. Here Etotheipi,
    Let me summarize. Harden the fuck up, dude!

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  4. If the image is some dude with a boner, then that's just wierd. And gay.

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  5. HTFU! Love it!

    He needs to come ride out in the ambulance with me.

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  6. Um, 911, it's Monday and you're still using the shift keys. Did your pinkies harden the fuck up?

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  7. I'm going to harden the f**k up, and I hope everyone else does the same.

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  8. dear monkey girl,
    i'll harden the fuck up with my pinkies by dialing in a hit on you. now, could you please tell me your exact location.

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  9. I consider OldFart to be a role model for all of us who definitely needs no advice from this man.

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  10. Does "dialing in a hit" mean you'll call someone to come and kill me?

    Dude, I'm a 5'2" chick with glasses. If you need to "dial in a hit" on me instead of doing it yourself, you really need to harden the fuck up.

    *air-kiss*

    PS: I'm standing right behind you. I'm like a fucking ninja. With boobs. Don't piss me off. You ever seen a ninja with PMS? Not pretty.

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  11. Thinking about leaving the ER lifestyle and moving to Utah?

    Dude....HARDEN THE FUCK UP!

    At least move to Texas.

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  12. Scalpel,
    When you say "ER lifestyle" you make it sound, well, screamingly gay. When you follow it with "Harden the Fuck Up", well, you know.

    I'm a crispy critter my friend. Very crispy. Me and the 'cat are going to open a holistic health care center and our patiets will actually pay money for our services. Also, since what we will offer will all be bullshit then we won't have to answer to JCAHO OR EMTALA OR HIPPA! No risk and cash. Awesome.

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  13. Scaple, Thanks, but I can assure you I was most anything but "hard" whenthose pads went on me!!
    But I agree with U about 911
    HTFU!!!
    Not sure he could survive in TX where men are still men.. But then he would have more sheep available!

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  14. 911, you had a petite librarian-looking ninja ER nurse standing behind you rubbing you with her boobs telling you to HTFU....and you think the ER lifestyle is gay?

    And your response is to want to open a bathhouse-like "holistic health center?"

    Monkeygirl, charge to 360 and stand behind me.

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  15. So you're the type that likes paddles, huh?

    Kinky.

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