Saturday, December 15, 2007

Pardon Our Absence

Evidently folks are mad that we haven't been posting too much. Sorry. Between looking for my new job which does involve the circus (and trapeze stuff), we have all been uncommonly busy.

Etotheipi is 'getting stabilized on his medicines' and is out of the lock-down unit.
Schrodinger's Cat is involved in back to back semi-pro bowling tournaments and is working on a killer 'stache.
ERDOC85 could not be reached but his attorney assures us he will be back soon and may appear on the ticket in Iowa so we wish him well.
Oldfart is still recuperating from the electricity they juiced him with a couple of weeks ago but has maintained his sunny disposition throughout.

More soon.

32 comments:

  1. Honestly, 911, do you have any idea how much joy you (and your cohorts) bring to people? You make me smile (and laugh out loud!)...life doesn't get any better!
    Hope you find what you are searching for but also hope that you might one day recognize that right now you are where you are supposed to be and that you touch people's lives all the time (that includes patients, families, fellow physicians, clerks, techs and especially your nurses!)

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  2. Haha, not mad, sad!

    I'm kidding of course!

    You guys crack me up.

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  3. What...did posting somehow become mandatory?

    I only found your collective postings recently but have enjoyed them all muchly. So much of what y'all said rang so true, though my time now is spent on the kiddie side of the playground.

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  4. Look, I don't care if you guys have been taken hostage by a group of large-breasted aliens whose only desire is to have passionate sex with goofy docs - it is your job to keep this blog going. Y'hear?

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  5. It's good to know that all of you are "okay". I wasn't really all that worried considering it's only been 5 days but still, I'm looking forward to the next post. You guys are missed when you are busy with your real lives.

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  6. dear lynne,
    assume for a second that said aliens existed... do you know how one might contact them?

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  7. I can dress up like an alien and satisfy your extraterrestrial desires, 911. Oh wait. Lower case letters. Nevermind.

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  8. I'm back! Lots of stuff going on in my life (that I won't bore you with....nothing serious, just time-consuming). Sorry for for my absence.

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  9. P.S. Lynn, send over your alien friends.

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  11. Did these time consuming tasks involve sheep?

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  12. No sheep, emergencyem, just a bunch of green lusty broads hot for docs. I think they have a thing for white coats, men who say, "Now open wide and say, 'ahhh," and stethoscopes. They really love the stethoscopes.

    They specifically asked for Oldfart, but I suggested he'd be happier with a heating pad and hot buttered rum. 911, on the other hand...

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  13. lynn, you obviously looked closely at our group photo for october's doctor of the month on medblogaddict. we are all packing and it's quite scary. the young girls are afraid because it's like we have armadillos in our pants (quoting the great guitar hero nigel tuffnel i believe).

    nURSE k. iS THIS BETTER? hOW ABOUT NOW? aLIEN FANTASY?

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  14. And what of my abscence my dear yankee colleagues? Am I some sort of minced liver or whatever you people say?

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  15. DRX, the lusty green broads are screaming for meds. I've recommended that they point their spaceship in your direction. I told them your house was the one with flying a giant flag with the Viagra logo.

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  16. emergencyem: Dude, you know I'm an Aggie...sheep are never time consuming.

    Those aliens might take me a while, but they haven't shown up yet.

    I wish it were that simple!

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  17. Dear Lady,
    Even in my younger days drinking the finest Russian Vodka I could always get my soldier to snap to attention. While he is less quick on the uptake he can still perform a snappy salute!

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  18. Oh Lynn! Why dos't thou hurt me so pray tell?! Have I offended thee? I dream'st of such Alien maidens thou thus describe, yet yee rent my soul with your portrayal of me as an old sod, neither fit for human nor alien, I suspect..I weep thru the night and prayest thou shalt see me in a new light by Mornings' Sun..Blessings be upon thee..Your Knight, I remain devotedly..OF

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  19. Oldfart, I was trying to give you a break. However, if you're ready, willing, and able to do the necessary, ah, snapping to attention, then I'll pass along a quick email to the lead Alien. You can't miss her; she's the one with purple nipples.

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  20. ...and is wearing Etotheipi's yellow thong...

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  21. erdoc85,

    Forgive me, I'm just a young Red Raider, I'm not sure how long it takes to perform these acts on sheep. Hehe.

    Remember kids, "baaaah" means no!

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  22. The 8 people who read this blog are very angry.

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  23. Emergencyem: Remember kids, "baaaah" means no!"


    Still laughing at that one! Thanks!

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  24. 911
    it's good to see you back in lower case. it was extremely unnerving to see caps in your text. it was as if your body had been taken over by some large breasted aliens or something. besides, sheep don't judge.

    how bad does a comment have to be to be deleted on this blog??!

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  25. so far we haven't had to delete any comments but the anonymi do try our patience. i'm sure there will be cause to delete some in the future, but for now, shit-fuck-damn-pussy pus-butthole reaming asswipe, that's what i think.

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  26. You kiss your mother with that keyboard?

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  27. 911 said "...shit-fuck-damn-pussy pus-butthole reaming asswipe..."

    A few days ago I actually had a patient who had pain when he shit. The guy was a complete asswipe, but on further examination, he had a pus-butthole. Since he was a fucking pussy, I sent him off to the OR for a reaming.

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  28. +10 erdoc, props.

    On a different note I had to haul in itchy nipple guy again tonight...the doc asked me, well, "whatdya think I should tell 'em this time" and I said..."well scratch 'em prn!" I don't think we'll be picking him up anymore though, the doc tore into him tonight. Yay.

    I told him your story, he laughed his ass off.

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