Tanner Food

To compensate for my boring informational post, I thought I'd include one a bit more humorous.

Being the twit that I am, I was in my scrubs the other night after a long shift and I was searching in our refrigerator for something to eat. (refer to dumbass anonymous post in Emergency Physician = Bartender)

I found this container in the back covered with tin foil.....and my interest was piqued.

When I peeled the foil back, I was suddenly disgusted (and slightly aroused too) as this pubic mass of fungi squirted out of the bowl. It was like 70's porno-bush.

I'd say this was a Tanner 5, maybe even a Tanner 6. (for the non-meds....I don't want to "spoil" the surprise...but here's your link: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/bv.fcgi?rid=endocrin.box.1059)

I didn't know whether to screw it or eat it since I had a semi-erection and some vomit in my throat. (this part is a joke for all of the anon fungus lovers out there). So, knowing that my inlaws were coming the next weekend and my wife would clean the fridge....I covered it up and pushed it back into the fridge!