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Definition: Political Correctness
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Friday, January 11, 2008
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"You can't polish a turd, Beavis"
ReplyDeleteDammit, 911, I hate it when you make us wonder how you really feel about things.
ReplyDeleteI love that "polish a turd" quote. I use it all the time. I also like "you can put a tux on a monkey, but it will still throw shit at you". I tell my wife that when she asks me "are you going out dressed like that?"
ReplyDeletePolitical correctness was invented by losers, for losers, namely dipshit college profs who couldn't cut it in the real world, and still have that framed picture of Woodstock on their desk.
Which end is the clean end? The tapered one?
ReplyDeleteI am SOOOO stealing this to post on my blog. But I WILL give you credit. I don't want y'all sendin' DRX to "treat" me.
ReplyDeleteI think it's time I added y'all to my blogroll, too.
This is perfect. Keep on rubbing, Aladdin.
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