Thursday, March 27, 2008
I was at my local gym today and was just pleased as a pig in slop that it had been declared a 'tobacco free zone'. I thought that this was a capital idea, so I am one-upping them by declaring M.D.O.D. a cyanide and hydrofluoric acid free zone (effective immediately). I have created an administrative post (with pay) that I have nominated myself for and hereby accept. I am asking for the help of Dr. Deborah Peel with authoring a charter and constitution that we will enact in the near future. We are actively seeking administrative staff to administer the administrative paperwork (which will be produced in great volumes). Posters beware, cyanide and hydrofluoric acid will not be tolerated here and may subject you to sanctions which could be quite uncomfortable. Eventually we will involve the United Nations so check yo'self befo' you wreck yo'self.
Posted by 911DOC at Thursday, March 27, 2008