Friday, March 14, 2008
I just had to share this patient story with all of you. A patient of mine, John A. Smith, date of birth 1/1/1931, medical record number 123456789 of 123 Main Street here in my hometown, came in the other day for follow-up of his multiple medical problems. See, he has type 2 diabetes, hypertension, high cholesterol, and sleep apnea. He is obese, also. By the way, he takes metformin and glyburide for his diabetes and his hemoglobin A1c is 7.3%. I realize this may not be important for my story, but thought I would include the information. So, as we're talking about his hypertension, for which he takes atenolol and lisinopril and occasionally gets a bit dizzy (again, probably not relevant to my story, but trying to be complete), he mentions another problem that he is having. With an impish grin, he says, "Uh, Doc, I'm not sure how to say this, but, uh, the ole' horse ain't leaving the barn like it used to...if you know what I mean. I mean to say, uh, that my rocket ain't firing like it used to. You know what I'm sayin', Doc?" So, of course, I prescribed Viagra for him. Here's to hoping that my patient, John A. Smith, and his lovely wife, Eleanor Marie, have incredible, 75-year old, hot, steamy, raw, animal-like sex tonight at 123 Main Street. I'll sure be rooting for them! Did I include too much info?
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Posted by Lofty Zahari at Friday, March 14, 2008