Friday, March 14, 2008

This sentence is false.


Now that the thought-police are closely monitoring this site, I want to make an unequivocal statement: Everything you have read, or will read, on this blog are lies. Fabrications. Falsehoods. Fiction.

The “people” who post on this blog (Etothepi, 911, Cat etc…) are fictional characters who do not represent any one person or people who have or will exist. They are amalgams; ramblings of a single or possibly infinite deranged mind or minds. They are either doctors or not. They may be human or possibly computer-generated artificial intelligence that has become pseudo-conscious and mimics actual humans.

Other facts: “I” (meaning possibly the character Etothepi, or maybe meaning the person or people or intelligent computer(s) typing this, or none of the above) am actually “we” (meaning group(s) of people or group(s) of computers). Also, there is no “i” in “we”, or “team” for that matter. But there is an “i” in “win” and a “we” in “wiener”.

Now, back to the beginning: Everything you have or will read is false, including this. Or not.

10 comments:

  1. What kind of self-absorbed whiner gets her panties in a twist over a doctor having a blog?

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  2. I love you Etotheipi. No matter what anyone else says about you, and I mean everyone, you're OK.

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  3. skynet has become aware.

    open the pod bay doors hal. .

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  4. sorry isles,
    to answer your question, "What kind of self-absorbed whiner gets her panties in a twist over a doctor having a blog?", the answer is, dr debra peel.

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  5. Have a little sympathy for Dr. Peel. You know she was the girl in medical school that got raunchy truck-stop porn put in her student mailbox. If youre readin this Debbie baby, go read the constitution some time too. Just for the record, all my entries are pure fiction.

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  6. Not mine Drackman! I really DO hope my patient, Mr. John A. Smith, and his wife Eleanor Marie, have great sex tonight with the Viagra presecription I gave him under medical record number 123456789 on Monday, March 10, 2008.

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  7. Wow! I know John, or Jack, to his friends! Amazing coincidence! By the way his social security number is 314-15-9265... I'm so psyched to steal his identity and publicly mock him for taking boner pills! He will think it's hysterical! Keep up the great work, Lofty!

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  8. Re: Dr. Deborah Peel, we have some of those "patient privacy" people in our state. They're the ones who want to put up barriers to newborn screening. F***wads.

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  9. here's a hint to my location and identity. i live within twelve thousand miles of the permafrost belt. in my part of the world the rotation of the earth around the sun gives the illusion of a 'sunrise' in the east and a 'sunset' in the west. there are also some really nice lakes within a few thousand miles of where i practice and some really big bodies of water that are salty. some people in my part of the world speak spanish, english, german, tagalog, and chinese (mandarin only). i have a degree in medicine. fucksticks.

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  10. "i have a degree in medicine. fucksticks."

    This is why you guys are my favorites.

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