Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Out of Things to Worry About?

People actually get paid for this shit.
Posted by 911DOC at Tuesday, July 15, 2008

10 comments:

  1. Tex5:09 AM, July 15, 2008

    I understand a concurrent study on global warming would see a spike in people exclaiming, 'Is it or hot or just me?'

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  2. Anonymous7:03 AM, July 15, 2008

    Its not the Heat, its the Humidity

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  3. Radioactive Tori8:05 AM, July 15, 2008

    I wish it would have been globally warm on Sunday when I did my triathlon. I shivered through the entire thing!

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  4. Amelia Ames11:08 AM, July 15, 2008

    Yes but will it be a dry heat?

    I call bull shit on that paper. What they fail to mention is that the paper isn't based on anything new. It's based on the known fact that if you don't drink enough, you could see an increase in kidney stones. Or dehydration.

    I'm going to be primary author on a paper citing the fact that if global warming follows current trends across the globe you docs are going to see an alarming statistically significant decrease in cases of frost bite.

    Global warming has historically been a very good thing for the planet and human beings. Especially the impoverished ones. Just google the midieval warming period. (It's a secret, the climate change hacks don't want you to know about this one.)

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  5. 911DOC6:31 PM, July 15, 2008

    news flash.

    just released harvard study confirms heat related illnesses on increase in summer months!

    frostbite more common in polar regions.

    mosquitoes more prevalent in tropical regions.

    broken ankles more common in icy conditions.

    hear-attacks in the young linked to cocaine abuse.

    more soon.

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  6. Anonymous8:53 PM, July 15, 2008

    Hey, Better Give Chris Johnson, M.D. credit.

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  7. 911DOC9:50 PM, July 15, 2008

    frank,

    clue me in on the chris johnson md thing. inside baseball??

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  8. Amelia Ames10:26 PM, July 15, 2008

    Ya Frankie, there was no link on your blog to his junk.

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  9. Anonymous8:55 AM, July 16, 2008

    911doc,

    I can see a stellar new career opening for you... A Nobel Prize too maybe, down the road?

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  10. Rogue Medic4:26 PM, July 22, 2008

    Maybe I should buy a lot of property in the midwest and wait for the beach to come to me. :-)

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