Thursday, September 25, 2008
You are fourteen. You are bleeding from your penis after having sex with your girlfiend. You come into the ER with your mom. She is in the room. I ask you what you were doing when you started bleeding from your penis and you say, "Having sex." Kiddo, you have 'fractured' and lacerated your penis with your poor aim and mighty thrusting maneuvers. I explain this to you and how we will have to fix it (your mom's still in the room) and what do you ask me?? Yes, you ask me, "When can I have sex again?". You win some kind of award... Seriously, you, even though your peepee is broken, have BALLS.
Posted by 911DOC at Thursday, September 25, 2008