Well, we figured it out. The dog went missing for two days. Turns out she was spotted on a bus coming from a McCain rally. (see picture of her with goodie bag she got at the rally) We had a long talk with her, and now she knows not to leave the house without telling us where she is going. All this time she was doing that defecating and urinating on left wing propaganda on purpose. She actually has been following the campaign and knows the issues ( and even knows the candidates-unlike many BHO supporters -see previous Howard Stern post ). She now realizes there are better ways to express her political views and disappointment with the mainstream media, but we have come to a compromise. When she needs to go potty we say "Do you need to Garafalo, do you need to Rosie?" and she loves it. Then in the yard there is a great big cardboard cutout of Bill Maher reading the NY Times that we wash off every couple of days when it gets covered. Everybody wins.
Great Post, I'd say more but I gotta take a Colon Powell.
ReplyDeleteYou have a very nice Yorkie.
ReplyDelete(I have one too and oddly enough, I can imagine him having that attitude)
Dood, that's hilarious. Just don't load Shadowfax's blog with your dog around; your monitor will pay. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHahaha...you guys make me laugh everyday. You're all so funny. Funny...with really fugly furniture...but funny none the less!
ReplyDeleteGreta, that couch comes WITH the red tote. I hope it matches your drapes. (NO, not THOSE drapes...the ones in your house! Get your mind out of the gutter.)
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, erdoc69, I spend way to much damn time on this blog.
ReplyDeleteSecond, you don't need anything to match when you don't have drapes. Yes...those drapes. No...not those drapes. Yes, THOSE drapes.
And third, I know you're probably extremely busy saving lives or changing the world...one blog post at a time, but if you do have a spare moment, might you hop on over and read my post today which I believe is 100% due to your hostile and completely uncalled for comments from yesterday.
I love you all! Toodles!
I hope you'll support McCain when he runs, unsuccessfully again, in 2012 and Palin in 2016 as well. They need "Boobs on the ground" type people who have their dogs on the internets.
ReplyDeleteAnother "brilliant" anon post! Thank you for upholding the standards and logic I have come to expect!
ReplyDeleteImagine if a conservative made a sexist remark like that about Hillary (or another liberal female)! What a double standard these people have.
I don't support McCain now. I just view Obama as potentially harmful and poorly prepared to be President. Lesser of two evils.
Now, to someone who deserves a response....GRETA!!! I'm intrigued and interested! Great reply! You had me speechless (which doesn't happen very often).
yes the lesser of two evils. The McCain/Palin ticket has less experience c/w Obama/Biden. We all know what happened to John McCain Sr., 4 days after he was present at the surrender of Japan, one of his great achievements, he died. Not saying it's going to happen to junior, just food for thought.
ReplyDeleteI'm so thankful to David for introducting us to you...you've made my day twice now lol. By the way, my Siamese Cat Pyewackit is running for Prez...he's on the Demacatic ticket...be sure and vote...
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"Do you need to Garafalo, do you need to Rosie?"
ReplyDeleteOMG! I laughed so hard, I Alec Baldwin-ed all over my new leather chair.
I'm totally stealing "alec baldwin-ed all over my chair.
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