Friday, March 27, 2009

Fee-for-Service Makes a Comeback


Recently I went so far as to travel across the country to meet with some consultants, well known in the clinic start-up game, hoping they would encourage me in my simple fee-for-service idea. They told me it could not be done and that I would be stupid to try. The reasons are not important right now, what's important is that they were wrong!

The beautiful thing is that I can already perform this procedure (though I have not done so to date), and it's only a piddling little moral aversion I have that needs to be overcome. Hell, come to think of it, YOU could perform this procedure (but I have a license, hahaha). I also LOVE the fact that my patients will pay cash up front, and that I can get a sweetheart deal with one of my pals to back me up in my decisions to 'operate'. Turns out that when you are the only game in town it's easy to find people with money in their wallets. Easy street here I come.

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  1. I can't believe this butcher was found innocent. From what I understand this monster did some abortions in the NINTH month....for reasons such as "mental health" that had nothing to do with the saving the life of the mother....and I guess made a killing (pardon the pun) at it.

    And from the legal end, this consultant is supposed to be "independent" of the doctor....but her only clients were HIS patients.....and her desk was even in HIS office.....

    God...the world is really fucked up!

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  2. .
    Yuck.
    Is that the doctor falling off into the fire and you hanging on, right on the edge? ;-)

    I think you should try plastic surgery, lots of aging baby boomers who don't want to grow old...

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  3. 1) I am glad that my appendix was not removed before the fee could be paid. Obviously, dying because we could not afford it kind of sucks.

    2) Do you shitheads even read history? History books? Anything? I know that book learnin' is librul but this sort of behavior has been around since doctors were around. Seriously. GO TO A LIBRARY.

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  4. I think Hannah Montana didn't understand the jist of the post. Perhaps Ms. Hannah needs to go check out a book on reading comprehension....

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  5. Hanna is proof they do not teach critical thinking any longer.

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  6. Hannah's right...murder has been around forever.

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  7. And they do not teach spelling anymore either. Librul? Is that the new, improved koncervativ way of spelling?

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  8. Now now Anon,

    It's the thought that counts...at least Hannah tried. That's all that matters in the world of English composition today, that you tried.

    We wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings now, would we?

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  9. EBONIKS isa reel langwage.

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  10. Hannah's one of those names thats the same frontwards or backwards, sorta like Hannah herself...

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  12. A classic palindrome, like "Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?"

    Dr. Drackman, is this: "the same frontwards or backwards," a reference to the legendary "front butt?"

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  13. This is a call to everyone to please step outside the right vs. left paradigm. While there are important issues worth debating within this paradigm, all of them will be moot if we do not focus on a much greater issue outside this paradigm. Thomas Jefferson warned of wealth concentrating to such an extent that it threatened the state. Nowadays the media has taught us all very well to ridicule anyone who talks of central banks usurping the power of government. Well now I suppose the media will have to laugh at themselves, as many outlets from Newsweek to the Financial Times of London are openly discussing the creation of a "bank of the world" that will control economic policies of every nation. I invite you to watch this video, which details how this is currently taking place. While it focuses on our current officials' cooperation with these plans, it steps out of the typical political paradigm by highlighting the cooperation of both parties. Please do not look to politicians to protect us. Only we can protect us. And our first step must be to reach out to police and military. Without their cooperation, the global elite won't have the muscle to exercise their will of oppression. Please share this oath-keepers blog with them.

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  14. He daid.
    http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/may/31/source-says-suspect-custody-kansas-abortion-doctor/

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  15. He most certainly is and I will spare you all the obligatory posturing. Murder is murder and the perp should be given the max allowable sentence the law allows.

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