Monday, March 16, 2009

A New Variation on the Heimlich Maneuver (and on bill collection)

Posted by 911DOC at Monday, March 16, 2009

3 comments:

  1. CJrun4:54 AM, March 17, 2009

    Sooo, the Chopper method was 100 percent effective, but it cost the contents of both guys' wallets.

    I'd love to see how the panel of 15 gummint experts would evaluate the cost-benefit.

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  2. John J. Coupal9:18 AM, March 17, 2009

    I knew it! An Aus-TRIIIL-ian has the one gun in Britain!

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  3. Chassidy11:42 AM, March 17, 2009

    Speaking of the Heim, I work in a children's fitness center and we have birthday parties. A little girl, about 3, took all the cheese off her pizza and put it in her mouth. She gave me the look like, "Oh hell. I'm choking." I walked over to her and pulled some of the cheese out and she chewed the rest of it up. She was fine. My boss took me aside and said if that ever happens again do a sweep of her mouth. I disagreed. If I would have shoved my finger in her mouth it would have pushed the cheese to the back of her throat. She had a tiny little mouth. Nothing else would have fit in there. What should I do next time???

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