Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Angry Doc of the Week (Call for Submissions)

I think M.D.O.D. needs a little spice in these days of the Obamascare cram-down. It's interesting to me that in all the pap that is put forth in the media there is almost no information coming from the docs.

Therefore I am calling all docs, doesn't matter what specialty, to submit a one page rant about current idiocy in health care. Of course, since we here are for the free market and not single-payer we will only post rants favorable to our side. For those of you wishing to contribute to the other side I'm sure there are outlets for you, but not here. So docs, send your submissions to our email address on the upper right of the blog. We will post the rants on Monday and attribute the rant to you (if you desire), or to 'anonymous doc' if that's your taste. Send 'em in and rant well!

18 comments:

  1. write your own shit you lazy fuck.

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  2. dear anonymous,

    i can see from your comment that i would not succeed in engaging you on an intellectual level and will, from now on, 'write my own shit', all the while apologizing for offending the sensibilities of a troglodyte like yourself. now, kindly go sit on a dowel, a barbed one now that i think about it, and call your parents and apologize for becoming exactly the kind of person that they were afraid you would become.
    with kindest regards,
    your humble servant,
    911doc,
    author of only six-hundred or so posts on this blog

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  3. Game, set, match goes to 911Doc.

    And an Italian salute to Anonymous.

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  4. That's another thing about docs. You all get pissed off so fast. I love it though, because you all are such insult comics. Already popping a big bowl of popcorn...

    -SCNS

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  5. scns,
    misplaced anger? justified? not worth the response?
    best.

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  6. Are you sure Anon 2:36 is not OldFart pushing your buttons?

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  7. Now, now, now, 911. I say these things out of love for the animal. Two best friends of 20+ years are MDs and they acknowledge the affect and laugh about it. I also used to "run" one of ya while taking my prereqs for efs sake. Sheesh.

    -SCNS

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  8. Amy- I heard he's in jail...something about indecent puppet exposure.

    -EE

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  9. "It's a turd, mama. Who would send you a turd?"
    Movie anyone?
    Why, when lives and incomes are discussed and maximum salaries are batted around regarding banking,finance, etc..., and reimbursement rates are reduced for doctors and hospitals, are lawyers the only people whose income seems only to be limited by the number of toothless dipshits who couldn't get out of jury duty they can convince that the spirit of a dead baby is moving through them, they or their loved ones inhaled asbestos, broke a tendon from cipro, or had bleeding from the anus and ears from cell phone usage. hmmm. (Please note the above is the longest sentence ever on M.D.O.D.)

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  10. Annonymous,
    The Docs I pal around with don't get mad, they get even, that whole "Revenge is a dish best served cold" thing, which I never understood, cause I LIKE cold pizza...
    So..... when you find the severed head of one of your best "Friends" nailed to your front door, like they did with Cicero's hands in 44 BC, you don't even know who I'm talkin about do ya? Shoulda paid attention in History or paid that extra $19/month for HBO like I did.
    OK, sorta weak rant, but I'm freestylin'

    Frank

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  11. Stop replying to the negative anon comments. It just feeds them. All they are doing is trying to get a reaction.

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  12. Thanks for the words of caution Frank, and Cicero? Naw, not in this case. Some people can be friends with docs. Yes, it's true, although I understand this may not be common. I am a Godparent to my "Friends" children.
    -SCNS

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  13. Urban Dictionary defines "Little Dick Syndrome" as
    "When a man has Napoleon syndrome - he has a small dick, therefore, he has to make up for it by being an asshole."

    LDS can also be translated as ANON..

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  14. I see that at the U.N. Pres. Obama got a much needed boost in his push for health care reform with endorsements for Ahmedenijad, Qaddaafi, and Chavez. Looks like I'll have to jump on board.

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  15. There are times I'm ashamed of the publishing industry - especially their liberal stance. I got an email from the American Booksellers Association urging everyone in the industry to write our congressmen/women to tell them we support Obamascam. I weep for my industry and their blind idiocy.

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  16. They know not what they wish for, they know not what they do.

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