Sunday, May 16, 2010
They say you know you are dealing with an Axis 2 personality disorder patient if, within thirty seconds of being in their presence, you either want to stab them in the eye with a pencil, OR (for florid Axis 2 patients) you want to stab yourself in the eye with a pencil. Last night, the pencil was pulled forcibly from my hand.
You know who you are girl. And just for the record, doctors do not make 'a billion dollars' a year and your complaints, vital signs, and exam were not indicative of either a need for haste or narcotics. Also, the 'insurance' you have is off the backs of your neighbors and I didn't hear you thank them.
One day you will get your comeuppance for storming out of the ER while yelling at me, waking the drunks, dropping the "I'm going to sue you" bomb (go ahead), and accusing me of being more evil than George Bush. I know you will feel better as soon as you beat your simpering boyfriend, but you and your entitled, ignorant, asswipe clones have crushed my spirit and made medicine as fun as the inquisition, and as challenging as getting a PhD modern liberal thought.
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Posted by 911DOC at Sunday, May 16, 2010