Saturday, June 12, 2010
During the course of the nil-nil Uruguay v France tie in World Cup soccer yesterday I contracted end-stage fibromyalgia and fulminant ennui. Arising this morning to the Nigeria v Argentina match I was seized with an irresistible desire to go back to bed. I quickly changed the channel to reruns of curling from the Vancouver games and have recovered fully. I believe have solved a great medical mystery here and await the Nobel Prize committee's phone call.