Monday, March 07, 2011

Medcial Stuff Holiday

So I have to thank whomever showed me this site because I have not laughed out loud in so long. So enjoy the break from medicine for a few days and get a good laugh, especially all you Iphone users....

7 comments:

  1. Bah. I need fun cases to entertain me!

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  2. How bout a friendly wager on the UGA/2011 BCS CHAMPIONS AUBURN TIGERS basketball game thursday, I'm excited and I haven't watched a 2011 BCS CHAMPION AUBURN TIGERS basketball game since I still had hair.
    Lets say loser has to write a 200 word post on the Benefits of JACHO/Public Television/and how Soccer is the most exciting sport and Americans are idiots for not watching it.
    And since I'm feelin bad for your mascots dying, I'll only ask for 40 points...

    Frank

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  3. MS1,
    you will not have long to wait!

    Frank,
    I think it only fair to tell you that whilst I did attend school at UGa... I have no degree from that fair institution. I don't give a crap about Dawg football, but I'm down for your bet. The stakes may need discussing... Perhaps the loser writes a tribute to CannedAm or something equally insane... Just so you know, my undergrad degree comes from a basketball school (yay! *yawn*), and my medical degree from ... hell... a nerd school.

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  4. 911Doc and company, talk to Panda lately? Would love to see a post or two from the man.

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  5. radio silece from panda...
    he is welcome to post at any time....
    i hope he is okay but haven't heard from him in a while.

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  6. On topic:
    I had a report going out, an Environmental Assessment representing a year's work, off to the EPA. Company policy was that all final products went out through the Document Production staff, so files that would print out to 3 inches of text, graphs, and figures went in for final edits and printing/binding, with maybe 5 minor edits.

    It was late on a Friday afternoon so I stopped by production to cheerlead and help out with the binding and my eyes fell upon a word that I had not written (at least, not in that report).

    I hollered, "Everybody stop"! It turned out that against my strict instructions, an eager temp decided to run a spellcheck on the whole goddamed document and, of course, there were words in a scientific document that MS Word did not recognize.

    Therefore, the Methods section that described our removal of filets from largemouth bass, to test for metals contamination was changed to, "...the fellating procedure...".

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  7. @ 9-11(6-7)
    "Basketball School"?? Duke? UCLA? UNC?
    and I'd go to a 2011 BCS NATIONAL CHAMPION AUBURN TIGERS chicks basketball game if it wasn't for that lifetime ban...something about that "YOUR CUN* STINKS!" cheer...
    "Nerd School"? surely you don't mean Enema University, there really more Pompous Stuckup C-Guzzlers than "Nerds" anyway...

    Frank "14-0*" Drackman

    *(2011 BCS NATIONAL CHAMPION AUBURN TIGERS)

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