Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Exlusive Footage From Dr. Drackman's Office

Posted by 911DOC at Wednesday, June 08, 2011

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:42 AM, June 10, 2011

    Where did he get that little Skeleton in the background????
    I NEED A LITTLE CREEPY SKELETON!!...
    Remember the good old days of the mid 80's? Barak Obama was still an underachieving undergraduate, instead of the first Black President, in fact the thought of a Black President was like a Talking Horse, a good subject for a TV Sit com, but nothing you really expected to actually see in your life time, Reagan was lucid, and you could pick up a REAL Human Skelteon from Carolina Biological Supply for a few hundred bucks shipped right to your doorstep like it was a ginzu knife instead of the only corporeal remains of some poor downtrodden "Untouchable" from Bangalore.
    A REAL Skeleton, with some character, healed fractures, osteoporosis, not one of these Fancy Schmanzy FAKE plastic molded skeletons with as much character as that retarded Indian on "One flew over the Cucoo's Nest".
    But I passed, cause a few hundred bucks was still worth something in 1986, and you couldn't listen to a Skeleton in your Blaupunkt Stereo Cassette(with Autoreverse!)like you could with that new Foghat album...

    Frank "Still lookin for a real Skeleton" Drackman

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  2. 911DOC10:04 PM, June 10, 2011

    i must say, i am extremely disappointed in our readership... all ten of you... who failed to recognize this as humor on the genius level. *hanging head*

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  3. 911DOC10:04 PM, June 10, 2011

    frank,
    auto reverse blankpunt stereos?
    *golf clap*

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  4. PeggyU11:36 PM, June 10, 2011

    Hmm. I thought you could still get them from China. Don't they have a catalog of dissidents you can choose from or something? They would tend to be on the small side, I should think.

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  5. Anonymous8:06 AM, June 11, 2011

    911, just couldn't get past the fact that I had always envisioned Frank to look a lot like Richard Gere.

    -SCRN

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  6. Blame Obama First12:17 PM, June 11, 2011

    The skeletons from China all have defects in the back of the skull.

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  7. Gary M. Levin12:25 AM, June 12, 2011

    Frankie is the only doctor that lives outside the international space station, without oxygen !

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  8. Anonymous1:15 PM, June 12, 2011

    Jeez-us, this post went over about as well as the time I serenaded Mrs. Drackman with my Aquapella version of "Roxanne"...
    or was it "Fat Bottomed Girls"?
    and did you know if you skip the Homo parts you can watch an episode of "Glee" in about 7 minutes???..
    Except that "Rocky Horror" one. Naya Rivera's Lips during "Science Fiction Double Feature"...
    Y'all probably don't even know who Naya Rivera is, watchin your Masterpiece Theater and "The Biggest Homo" I mean loser...
    Your loss,

    Frank "The 5th Bangle" Drackman

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  9. CholeraJoe7:02 AM, June 13, 2011

    I was still fat dumb and happy Stateside in June of 1986, waiting to pin on LtCol in Sept. Little did I know I would be headed to Africa in August. The whole continent sucks.

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  10. 911DOC8:20 PM, June 13, 2011

    frank?? aqua pella? sounds like a surf bar.

    and CJ... even capetown?

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