Monday, January 30, 2012

Don't Blog Your Surgery (post op day 6)

Guesses? Oh it's a good story so do guess! More info when I have more than an iPhone.
Posted by 911DOC at Monday, January 30, 2012

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:14 PM, January 30, 2012

    charge nurse found your blog, has been giving you q30min Fleets'


    ms1

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  2. 911DOC6:42 PM, January 30, 2012

    Nope! It's much better than that!

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  3. Anonymous7:17 PM, January 30, 2012

    Drackman sent you the adult version of a singing telegram?

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  4. Anonymous8:09 PM, January 30, 2012

    Is it a good thing or a bad thing

    -SCRN

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  5. Anonymous8:19 PM, January 30, 2012

    Now you are worrying me. You only have your phone? Are you in the ER? You aren't dehydrated are you?

    -SCRN

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  6. Andrew_M_Garland8:55 PM, January 30, 2012

    I guess that your blog violates HIPPA privacy regulations. You have been forced to sign a confidentiality agreement, and cannot reveal that you have signed it.

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  7. 911DOC9:33 PM, January 30, 2012

    Andrew,
    Nice reasoning. Right in line with What's coming.

    SCRN,
    Thanks for your concern. I'm a guest at a big fancy hospital tonight. Home tomorrow fingers crossed. Story to follow.

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  8. Anonymous9:50 PM, January 30, 2012

    Try to rest. Turn your phone off.
    -SCRN

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  9. Frank Drackman5:39 AM, January 31, 2012

    You Big Puss-Eye...
    its like they taught us in Residency, never let the Surgeon see you playing with yourself, I mean,
    to get "Post Operative Nausea & Vomiting" you first have to get to the Post Operative part.
    and neery a word of thanks to the CRNA who taped your eyes shut, kept your tallywhacker out of the surgical field, and made sure you didnt sit up during the good part..
    its not her fault you didnt get the zofran, that shit ain't free Mova Effer...
    and lets see, Government Hospital, uncaring racist burocracy,
    OMG did the Man give you the Bad Blood??
    maybe we shouldn't hug one out...

    Frank

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  10. 911DOC6:16 AM, January 31, 2012

    Frank I think I got two units of Manischevitz O- what do I do now????

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  11. Frank Drackman6:27 AM, January 31, 2012

    Dammit I keep joking about things and it turns out they happened..
    its like an old Twillight Zone episode.
    Lets see..Melena Trump gave me a BJ.
    OK, I can buy the droperidol, 10 day stay for an outpatient procedure, uncaring Nurse Rachets..
    But please tell me they Dint-Int give you blood...
    Shit, at Walter Reed you had to actually beet feet to the Blood Bank, DOD-Whatever-the-Fuck-forms filled out in quadruplicate, while some Sergeant who looked like Benny from LAlaw transcribed the vital info into his olive drab US army ledger...

    Frank

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  12. 911DOC8:30 AM, January 31, 2012

    Ha va na Gila and Oye-Vey! 3 litres my main mensche!

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  13. Frank Drackman8:44 AM, January 31, 2012

    ....When we first met you didnt know how to love a man...
    then Benny had to slowwwwwww....llllll...yyyyyyy... verify each units ID# with his subordinate who looked like the pinheaded chick in "Freaks", then and only then, he'd put your blood in one of those metal trays like they have at the Mini-Mart where I buy the cigarettes I don't smoke no more. Then back down the hallway out of "Get Smart" with more secret codes and locked doors, into the OR, and...................
    then you had to verify the units with the circulator..
    There's units from 1999 I'm waitin to give..

    Frank

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  14. 911DOC12:26 PM, January 31, 2012

    Frank,
    you lost me. and that's rare because we are similarly deranged. but I am severely sleep deprived. going to bed.... at home.

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