Ah, the delicioius, sweet nectar of a Dookie's tears. A beat-down in Cameron on national TV. Delicious. All the fat, big-haired, cystic acne plagued Jersey girls are pounding shots and pounding ugly Jersey guys and, like the last time I was there, probably burning dorm furniture.
Duke, the University of New Jersey in Durham. It's your safety school and you worship a pagan god with a bad haricut. And your god just got waxed.