Wednesday, May 30, 2007

New Worst Names Ever

Seen recently in our ED (names slightly altered, but you get the picture) ...

William Caramel Glaze
Rainyday Smith
Heavenlee Jones
XxZavyier Frank

Mug shots available soon from the local police... it's inevitable.

10 comments:

  1. Try 'Placenta Marie' or 'Shethad' (pronounced 'she-tahd', not 'shithead'...

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  2. 911,

    Mack daddy had a patient named Marvelous Brown--and he couldn't shit. Gave him an enema....Marvelous Brown.

    Dog

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  3. Many years ago, when my mom was a social worker, she tried very hard to talk a couple out of naming their daughter Misery. Just liked the sound of it. I guess that had something to do with why they needed the social worker.

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  4. Howsabout

    Queen Gay
    Prince of Peace Abraham
    and the topper--a baby whose first name is Lu'Kemia. "We call her Kemia for short!" states the mother.

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  5. On labor and delivery last week - an inspired mom named her daughter Lemongello, after the lemon jello on her postpartum tray.

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  6. Yikes! Those poor kids!

    Personally, I care very much about the meaning of the names along with how they sound.

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  7. You'll laugh yourself silly with this little ditty.

    http://www.sendthisnow.com/html/babydaddy.html

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  9. My favorite by far is Queenesther McBrien
    Also like twins named Longine and Bulova (both are watches).

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  10. You comment about "Mug shots available soon..." is spot on! In my time as a Parole officer, I had parolees named:
    Precious; Pink [a man]; Heaven Leigh; Stormy Rayne [a stripper and Meth dealer]; and then of course there's always the long list of ubiquitous names with "Q", extra capital letters and apostrophes in the middle of the names for no good reason.

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