Friday, June 01, 2007

Thank You America

Thank you MDOD staff for your kind welcome. I hope I will be able to add constructively to the discussion about American "Health Care" from a more, well, realistic perspective. First might I suggest that you invite all malpractice attorneys on a complimentary "mystery cruise" which I will be happy to plan with some contacts that I have (I will personally see to their comfort). Secondly, I can arrange for collection of all past due medical bills, again, through some dear friends that are currently in this country seeking employment. Also, I can set up a free stay at a very fun "camp" for all current employees of JCHAO (did I get that right?) and also for certain non-medical administrative personnel at all American hospitals. Finally, I would like to arrange a special treat for all physicians specializing in the treatment of fibromyalgia and all physicians who believe that their feces is non-offensive. I do believe that these "core measures" will give you a good start in resolving your current "crisis". In this space I would like to personally invite Senator Clinton to accompany her fellow attorneys on the aforementioned cruise.

хороший bye для теперь

9 comments:

  1. Dr X:
    If you need any camp counselors for your JCHAO camp, I would like to apply for the position; I also have several friends who I am sure would be very interested....

    Welcome to America!

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  2. Secretive Natasha12:31 PM, June 01, 2007

    Oh Boris Badenov, where have you been all this time? I have missed you so.

    smooches,
    Natasha

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  3. How about some comments on 'TB man' or the Dutch kidney give away reality show?

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  4. Dr. X, eh? Comes from Russia? Hmmm..... Can't he go by a more interesting name? Like "Gold Stethoscope", or "Live and Let Wait in the ER Waiting Room" or "Thunder-Doctor"?

    (He's not going to like our vodka...)

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  5. welcome! am looking forwards to more posts like this one lol...

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  6. I'm with Monkey girl, sign me up for camp counselor.

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  7. Welcome comrade. I look forward to hearing about things from a Russian perspective. That Yakov Smirnov just cracks me up! What a Country.

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  8. ah, natasha, how i have pined for you my darling.

    smirnof yakov будет идиот

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  9. Close. It's actually JCAHO, not JCHAO. But, you were quite close. Good job!

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