Thursday, August 23, 2007

Welcome "Oldfart"

I have the pleasure of introducing to you, dear readers, yet another emergency physician. He will contribute on a regular basis to M.D.O.D. and will bring a unique perspective to the discussion. I happen to know Oldfart personally and I must say that while, by reputation, he has a vanishingly small penis, his insight will still be valuable. He is a bit long in the tooth compared to the rest of us here and has watched the large ship of American medicine go from cruising proudly out of port to listing in the eye of the storm (and is bailing like hell with the rest of us now). Since all I've ever done is bail his perspective will be interesting. Welcome, Oldfart.

13 comments:

  1. Welcome Comrade. Did we know each other in Odessa (not Texas)? Your posts are being monitored by a variety of clandestine organizations so proceed with caution!

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  2. Dr. Oldfart, hopefully it will be refreshing to meet a physician who is concerned with real issues as opposed to the size of his penis. After all, you know what "they" say........the smaller the penis the bigger the balls. Welcome to M.D.O.D. I enjoy reading this blog and hope to continue to do so.

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  3. WELCOME OLD FART

    Having relatives who practiced in the good old days, it will be refreshing to hear some tales from medicine when men were men and sheep were scared. Statistics show that very few ED docs practice past age 55 (in the main ED, they may do fast track or urgent care), much less 60. I hope I'm out by 50, but I'm not keeping my fingers crossed.

    Anywho, welcome and God Bless.

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  4. I, too know no "old" ED docs. What do they do when they tire of the ED rat race?

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  5. Welcome Oldfart!!Look forward to reading you.

    As far as having a micro-penis, women don't notice size. No, seriously, we don't. Would I lie to you???

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  6. Hello Oldfart:

    Welcome to one of the best blogs on the planet. I look forward to reading your posts.

    MJ

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  7. Welcome! Looking forward to reading what you have to say. :)

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  8. Sorry to hear about the genetic anatomy curse, but welcome to the crew :) !
    Loving Annie

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  9. ndenunz,

    old er docs generally go directly to jail after they finally snap and kill the last patient they ever saw as licensed physicians. usually it's a patient that is allergic to toradol, motrin, tylenol, solumedrol, dhe, codeine, phenergan, reglan, and zofran and, "the only thing that works for me is demerol, doc."

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  10. I like the new graphic, 911. You are not subtle. Funny, yes. Subtle, no.

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  11. well it's actually a bit funnier than you think... oldfart sent me the picture to point out that it was, in fact, me who suffers from micropenis, but i liked the picture so much i put it up on his post. sneaky eh?

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  12. "by reputation, he has a vanishingly small penis"

    Dang, I just knew I should be a resident of Missouri, the Show-Me state. Welcome Oldfart.

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  13. Ah, a different perspective from fresh meat, or old meat, or micromeat.....

    Welcome Oldfart!

    MMT

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