Wednesday, October 24, 2007
One subject I could post on every day is crazy names. We got 'em. No, I'm not talking about 'Shithead' (pronounced 'shi- thaid') so please don't comment that you've heard this one, or 'Oranjello' or 'Lemonjello' or 'Wasserman Positive Illigitemate Jones' or 'Sy Phillis' or 'Nosmo King' or 'Neveah' (heaven spelled backwards which to me means the oppositte of heaven so really, WTF??), or whatever. Heard it all. What I have never seen is a youngster with a middle name of "Machinegun", but I met him yesterday.
I love this name. Little Billy Machinegun Smith will likely be a huge badass, and if he ever plays sports his name will never be announced over the PA system without his middle name being accented. He will have thirty tattoos by the age of 18 and chew nails and spit bullets. If you are going to do this to your child, THIS is how to do it. "Machinegun". That kicks ass! Props.
Posted by 911DOC at Wednesday, October 24, 2007