Its 2239 and Amanda is having a little Spock. Apparently in the future Obstetricians have been replaced by Asian nail technicians. Obama thought he had it tough, imagine going to a tough inner city school with pointy ears and a love for logic and science. Well at least hes got that Vulcan Nerve Pinch thing he can pull out if things get too hairy. And Dr. Peel, I know she doesn't have oxygen on, there's no fetal monitoring, and Nurse T'Ping isn't wearing appropriate personal protective gear, but its 231 years in the future, they're smarter than us.
I know she doesn't have oxygen on, there's no fetal monitoring, and Nurse T'Ping isn't wearing appropriate personal protective gear
ReplyDeleteNo stirrups, either. Woo-hoo!
Well, one thing has not changed, she still is on her back.
ReplyDeleteIf they are smarter, they should have figured out by then that maybe it'd be easier on her to be giving birth standing or seating.
this picture is strangely erotic. i think asian nail techs would be super at delivering babies. next crash delivery i have in the ER i'm calling one because i don't want to do it.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if a Vulcan baby would come out screaming, being that they're without emotions?
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