FDA names Woodcock to direct drug center. The Wall Street Journal reports, "The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) said former drug-center head Dr. Woodcock will return to that post on a permanent basis." Woodcock was previously a high school physical education director, then was given an honorary degree by JCHAO and made director "of the FDA's Center for Drug Evaluation and Research in 1994." He was then "appointed a deputy commissioner at the FDA, later adding the title of chief medical officer" in 2005. Etc... personally, I think he will kick ass and get their shit together.
And thanks to boredmedstudent for this, a video of our lovely ER clientel immediately prior to calling 911 for PTSD from a leprechaun sighting.
Hmmm. I'm confused. Any woman with a name like Woodcock has to be tough. Which begs the question, why are you calling her, he? Of course, with a name like woodcock.....
ReplyDeleteAre you confusing fantasy with reality again?
damn! you mean it's not mr. woodcock from the eponymous movie??
ReplyDeleteWe can only judge people on their past actions, not on what they promise they will do.
ReplyDeleteWhat was she like the first time around? Any good?
She? hell, in the movie he ran kids till they puked.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she should mandate the use of Ativan and/or Haldol in drinking water in Mobile, Alabama:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
The viewer drawing of the leprechaun is my favorite part of this hilarious video..
readers,
ReplyDeleteplease go watch the video provided to us kindly by boredmedstudent. if you doubt our stories about patient encounters in the ER, you will doubt no more.
911: Can you post it on the blog? I think everyone should see this gem of a video and not everyone reads the comments.
ReplyDeleteOh please, please tell me this was broadcast on April 1st...
ReplyDeleteIt is a satire of what happens when people think they see Mary on a tortilla, right? This can't be real or I definitively need to get out more.
My fave. quotes from the video:
ReplyDeleteDude: Who else seen the leprecaun say yea!
Crowd: Yeaaa!
Guy: This got passed down from thousands and thousands of years ago from my great grandfather who's Irish.
Dude: I want da gold, gimme da gold.
LMAO