You may recognize this face if you watched the most recent Survivor series from Micronesia. This unfortunate young woman, who somehow managed to make it to the final four, has Grinchism. This disease was first describe by Dr. Seuss in 1972. The criteria for diagnosis are quite simple, but must be met completely to be considered 'true' Grinchism...
1. You must look exactly like the Grinch.
2. You must be an absolute raving, crazy, BITCH.
1. You must look exactly like the Grinch.
2. You must be an absolute raving, crazy, BITCH.
Sadly, this disease is incurable. Wish her luck.
And your heart must be "two sizes too small" And, yes, I have the whole book memorized.
ReplyDeleteShe'll make someone a great ex-wife someday.
ReplyDeleteIs it weird that the grinch gives me a half chubby?
ReplyDeleteLima Zulu,
ReplyDeleteLook at my little picture to the right>>> Need I say more?
See you at The Joe!!!
CAT,
Have to agree. She's a six pack at the least.
Omg, I totally had a patient that fit that exactly. She used to scream and yell and fight and bite and eye gouge the nurses and looked EXACTLY like the grinch, facial hair an all. Seriously, we all started calling her the grinch independent of each other.
ReplyDeleteand your breath smells like old onion soup, your ears are full of lint..
ReplyDeleteshe was nasty, and a horrible player. I would like to think she would be ashamed to hear herself talk like she did. Anywho, I am a little peeved Parv won too
ReplyDeleteI believe your diagnosis is incorrect, sir. You have named the first two major criteia correctly, but have ignored the third (and may I remind you, required) criterion: 3. You must NOT cause passers-by to want to bend you over a rotting log and violate your unmentionables while wearing a top-hat and shaving your back.
ReplyDeleteEtotheipi: EEWWWWWWW
ReplyDeleteSomeone call Jerry Lewis. I'm thinkin' TELETHON here!
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