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Well, a jury made up obviously of scientists, philosophers, and overall thinkers in Florida (click on title above) is to determine today whether a man who chain smoked died because he was ADDICTED to cigarettes and was mislead by the tobacco companies (surgeon general warnings have been posted on tobacco products since 1964). Also in Florida, verdicts were handed down in favor of the VICTIM (?) in the case of the fatso addicted to Ding Dongs who died of a coronary event, the wino liver failure victim addicted to MadDog 20/20, the car crash victim addicted to driving fast (see also the wino), the skydiver addicted to adrenaline, the junkie addicted to heroin, the HIV victim addicted to placing his non-sheathed penis past the white line of Hilton, the multiple GSW thug victim addicted to gang-bangin', and the little ole' lady victim struck by a car who was addicted to crossing the street to go to the store. More to come on the payouts........