Monday, July 06, 2009
In a long overdue move the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama, has declared Oxygen for all a 'right' and has therefore pronounced it 'free'. The free oxygen will be funded by 'spreading money around' and taxing people who use too much of it. Credits will be given to citizens who trap their flatus in a jar or balloon and deliver it to the Central Oxygen Committee offices to produce clean burning fuel for hybrid human-flatus vehicles. Economists working with the administration say that the increased demand for oxygen will produce an increased supply much as playing powerball with your "special numbers" will win the jackpot.
Posted by 911DOC at Monday, July 06, 2009