Monday, September 14, 2009


I propose a new non profit to combat the A.C.O.R.N.'s race-baiting protitution-touting vote-fraud dill holes. It is:

W.A.L.N.U.T. Working people Against Loser Narcissistic Underachieving Takers. We would not need buses because all our members work. We wouldn't raise the dead to vote. We believe in equality of opportunity, not outcome. We believe the gov't should keep it's stupid hands out of our business. Health care is not a right. Life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness...rights. Otherwise if it is a right, then someone has an obligation to fulfill that right, and it ain't gonna be me, unless I choose to. Slippery slope... Lexus is a right, hot ham and cheese is a right, etc... We believe our school should be run on a local level, not dumbed down and diluted with political correctness BS. We believe we should pay just enough taxes to pay for a strong military, good roads, and a safety net for unfortunate folks. No Virgin Mary elephant dung "art", or studying the mating of the wombat. I could go on and on.

Walnuts are bigger than stupid acorns, and so are our ideas. Won't you join us?


  1. 'cat,
    thought you'd like this. starting my stopwatch now... should be fixed soon...

  2. Great link 911. The really sad part is that science will not have advanced to the point to raise these dip shits from the dead in 30-40 years so they could see just how stupid they look. Oh the CO2, oh my God, help us, the plants are getting greener and the growing seasons are longer and the temperate zones where food can grow are expanding, oh my God. Actually, the saddest part is they haven't even looked at a thermometer in the past 7 years.

  3. Cat, you make it sound like Narcissism and Prostitution are BAD things...
    Ever met a doctor who wasn't a Narcissist? I haven't, except for a few D.O.s and FMGs and we all know they're not real doctors anyway. And the guy who wrote "Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Female Slaves"?? Narcissistic with a capitol "Narc".
    And Prostitutions the one occupation any woman with or without a pulse can make a living at, and don't tell me about the Pimps, most of the ones I know are independant contractors, just like me...
    If you're gonna be bustin Nuts, I'd go with the "Brazil" nut, its like a walnut on steroids and speed...


  4. We the unrelenting, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

    -Mother Teresa

    *note to self...this takes on a whole new meaning when said with sarcasm...

  5. Loves it.

    Anyone know what happened with nurse K? Did she get outed or something?

  6. Oh please j ... lets not find out, and say we did. Doncha like the quiet? It's like having Pink over for dinner every nite. Sure she can sing, but you'd get tired of the company reeeeeal fast.

  7. I love it. Going to pass it on, if you don't mind.

  8. Was that you in the tee shirts with the word W.A.L.N.U.T. on it at the 9-12 March on Washington, DC?

  9. I'm making T-Shirts. Coming soon to Zazzle or whatever, I just can't be without this on a piece of clothing.

    I propose a small editorial change to: Workers Against Loser Narcissistic Underachieving Takers.

    Gets rid of that floating P and takes a bite at the nouveau commies simultaneously.

  10. I find your exaltation of the working man to be charming in a plebeian fashion! I am amused and not wholly lacking in admiration at the pride you take in such a crass past-time as labor. Having had a proper boarding school education as befits a lady of my stature, I would be pleased to assist you in refining your improper punctuation. Your use of the word "it's" is incorrect. It's: a low-class contraction of "it is." Its: possessive, belonging to it. I believe you meant to use the latter, but hailing from the laboring class you have not had adequate tutelage in such matters. Never having had to debase myself via work, I am certain you and I have no common interests and thus cannot further our amity beyond this brief note, but I congratulate you on your dedication to serving the leisure class.

  11. Thank you for the correction of my use of the word it's. The ironicalness of your post maketh me believe your tongue is firmly planted in your cheek.