Monday, December 28, 2009
Since it has inconveniently been revealed that the data supporting Al Gore's apocalyptic vision is so much bath-water I wanted to make a push to bring back the bugaboo I remember from the nineties.... ACID RAIN. I remember seeing some goofball in Canada spraying bicarbonate of soda into a lake with some huge hose-like device on some PBS show back in the day. I miss it, and the alternative of BASIC RAIN would make most people feel comfortable, not terrified.
How about it? Let's bring ACID RAIN back to it's position of prominence because after that there's only the seventies ghost called GLOBAL COOLING which won't sell very well just yet. I say ACID RAIN kicks GLOBAL WARMING'S ass, let's sell it people!
(MDOD has formulated a proprietary skin cream to combat the ravages of ACID RAIN and it is available for an introductory price of $19.99 and comes with a 'slap chop' and a leopard 'snuggie'... act now, supplies are limited). **We do not accept carbon credits**
Posted by 911DOC at Monday, December 28, 2009