The NYT reported today that the Climatazis are blaming the horrid winter on global warming. At the same time the lack of snow at the Winter Olympics venues is, of course, due to global warming. I therefore surrender... if you have a medical or surgical question or issue go here.... makes as much sense as anything these days. Go buy 'quietus' for your 'tinnitus' and 'enzyte' to enlarge your penis. You can pay through the nose for 'drug free remedies' and squawk when you get my bill for suturing your child's lip. We can then just quit doing 'science' and teach a 'history of western scientific thought' class in high school with the official death of same being sometime around, well, now.
But hope springs eternal...
Thursday, February 11, 2010
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Soon to be released is a product I'm working on for those of us with gigantic penises, looking to size-down a little-Shrinko(TM), 1 pill per day. Your lady will thank you.
ReplyDeleteWait, you mean I can buy my way to health? Clearly I have been doing it wrong all along. I'll have to get right on that.
ReplyDeleteTook enzyte and quietus simultaneously ... my ears are growing and there's a buzzing in my ... never mind.
ReplyDeletePeggyU,
ReplyDeleteyou got me. touchdown.
oh, for the enlarging ears and buzzing in your nether-regions dr asa recommends a probiotic and hydrochloric acid tablets along with cutting out all processed beets from your diet. you should also kill a chicken at the next full moon and bow to the four points of the compass while repeating, 'science is good'.
ReplyDeleteshrodingers cat said...
ReplyDeleteSoon to be released is a product I'm working on for those of us with gigantic penises, looking to size-down a little-Shrinko(TM), 1 pill per day. Your lady will thank you.
Thank God! There is finally help for me! Hallelujah! Will my insurance pay for this?
DocV: Medicare will pick up the cost for your Shrinko AND your Hoveround!
ReplyDeleteIf you want hearing aids, though, you're on your own.
If the Shrinko works I won't need the Hoveround... ;-)
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